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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 08:49 AM
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HAIL LORD SATAN!!!
Edited on Wed Aug-03-05 08:50 AM by JonathanChance




Miroslav Satan, that is...
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ulysses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 08:54 AM
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1. Saaaatan?
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Napoleon Dynamite Donating Member (115 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 08:56 AM
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2. I loved him in the South Park movie
up there.. there is so much room, where babies burp and flowers bloom..
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 03:27 PM
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6. So did Saddam, apparently
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 09:04 AM
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3. HAIL SATAN!
Edited on Wed Aug-03-05 09:05 AM by primate1
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 09:10 AM
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4. Shouldn't Satan play for the Jersey Devils?
It seems more appropriate somehow :evilgrin:
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 09:20 AM
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5. Hail Satan!



Porcupiney: Oooo.
Beary: You all right, Lady Porcupiney?
Porcupiney: Oh yes, just felt a little kick is all.
Beavery : Well, it's been much too long now. Uh I'm afraid our helpful friend Stanny must be very dead.
Foxy: Yep, the mountain lion probably swallowed him whole.
Rabbity: I guess that means our Savior is gonna be made into Savior stew.
Critters: Awwww.
Chickadee-y: Wait a minute, look!
Critters: Stanny!
Mousey: Stanny, you're alive.
Beary: But, does that mean you killed the mountain lion?
Stan: It's dead.
Deery: For real and for true?
Beavery: Are you sure.
Stan: I'm sure. It won't be hurting you anymore.
Squirrely: He did it! Now our critter Christmas can finally happen! Hail Satan!
Critters: Hail Satan!
Stan: Wait, wha-what?
Beavery: You've done us a huge favor, Stanny! Without the mountain lion around, the Lady Porcupiney can give birth to the Antichrist!
Critters: Yaaay Satan!
Stan: Waiwait, the Antichrist?? You said she was giving birth to your savior!
Squirrely: Yeah, to the Son of our Lord, Satan, Prince of Darkness.
Stan: But I thought you meant the Son of God!
Deery: Well, think about it: You really think God would have sex with a porcupine?
Chickadee-y: No way! Only Satan, Prince of Darkness and King of all Evil would do that! Yay!
Foxy: This just calls for a celebration! Let's sacrifice Rabbity and eat his flesh!
Rabbity: Yay! Sacrifice me to the Devil!

Chickadee-y: Drink his blood! Drink his blood!
Squirrely: Blood orgy!!!
Critters: Yay, blood orgy! Blood orgy, yay!
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dean_dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 04:01 PM
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7. Sei-tan?
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Cush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 04:02 PM
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8. now playing the Islanders
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iconoclastic cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 04:09 PM
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9. Satan Claus?
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