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The Night Owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 11:30 AM
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Help me brainstorm ways to get rich so I can send a ton of money to DU!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 11:31 AM
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1. prostitution
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Lerkfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 12:01 PM
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3. hey, worked for Gannon.
:)
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 11:34 AM
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2. Rent your sig line as advertising space (nt)
Edited on Wed Aug-03-05 11:34 AM by ih8thegop
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 12:14 PM
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4. Exploit fundamentalists
Buy a mailing list (Terry Schaivo's parents have one for sale) and send them a letter promising to say a prayer for them if they just send $50 to you so you can continue your important work. (Which is sending out letters asking for $50.) When you receive a payment, just say "I pray for this person" and go to the bank.

Set aside some of the funds to buy more lists and send out more mailings. Oh, and consider finding a way to establish yourself as a church for tax purposes, and all the income is tax free!
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 02:33 PM
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5. That's what I was going to do (nt)
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