Post here and I will give you a unique similie all your own.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

[merh]

1. All my own, a similie!

Please, I want a similie! :freak:

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

3. You are as joyous as a Bee Gees harmony (pre-disco years).

[merh]

6. Thank God - pre disco

That's my favorit Bee Gees music! :bounce:

Thanks! :hi:

[Kathleen04]

2. Ok, I want a similie

:)

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

7. You're charms are the envy of all leprechauns.

(wait, sorry, that was your Irish fortune cookie)

[Kathleen04]

10. Sounds good to me

Thanks. :hi:

[XemaSab]

4. May I please have a similie?

:hi:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

12. oh, fudge this is harder than I thought it would be...

XemaSab, XemaSab, your eyes are as clear as Bill O'Reilly's head

[cabbage08]

5. mee toooo

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

13. holy crap, it's just an effin copycat thread... ok ok,

your life has as many twists and turns and dislodged crews as Ann Coulter's chastity belt

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

42. "crews" should be "screws"

it's still lame, but at least it almost makes sense now.

[LynneSin]

8. OOOOOOHHHHH I'd like one please!!

Pretty Please!

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

15. Your presence has the uh er I mean...you are like a ....

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

27. Your generous spirit and wisdom are as certain as a Novak on a leak.

[Misunderestimator]

32. Oh sure... she gets TWO similies...

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

33. Envy devours oneself like a Rove on a meatball sub.

Also: see #31.

[Misunderestimator]

36. Oh yeah, I see how you waited forever to give me one...

and then you give her two.... :P

On edit... you gave her two before you even gave me ONE. :P

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

39. A poignant similie is as worthy a wait as a McCain ass-kickin' in 2008.

yours even rhymes.

[Misunderestimator]

40. Ooh! Nice one.

Thanks.

[Misunderestimator]

9. Ha!

:thumbsup:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

31. Not getting a similie on time is like voting for Kerry on a Diebold.

[meegbear]

11. Let 'er rip!

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

18. okay, I now admit I suck at similies

[ghostsofgiants]

14. Show me some lovin', SimilieGal

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

20. that's similieMAN, FYI.

Your coffe cup is as murky as *'s conscience.

[ghostsofgiants]

21. Haha, I only said SimilieGal because I said SmileyGal in the smiley thread

Since I don't drink coffee, does that mean Bush has no conscience?

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

24. ah, you need a parable:

"The president drinks from an empty vessel."
(applicable only since 1992)



ed for dumbass sp mistake

[lavenderdiva]

16. I'd like a similie to call my own, please!

:bounce:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

22. Your toes are like gold; the RNC will suck them.

[Aristus]

17. I can't wait to see what my simile is!

:bounce:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

23. Your cul de sac is like Rush Limbaugh's logic.

[Aristus]

30. What a terrible thing to say about my cul-de-sac!

You don't even KNOW my cul-de-sac!

My cul-de-sac is GOING PLACES!

(okay, no, it isn't really) B-)

[progmom]

19. brilliant

:D

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

25. A kind word is as welcome as an impeached chimp.

[Rising Phoenix]

26. now me...

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

28. Happiness will befall you with a zealousness like that of gun-

toting bible freaks (or bible-toting gun freaks, Kentucky only).

[Rising Phoenix]

29. ooh I got a good one, thanks

[ScreamingMeemie]

34. Okay!

:bounce:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

37. Your wit is a quick as a WH press secretary fleeing from a daily briefing.

[motely36]

35. Me, Please

Thanks

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

38. Your heart is as large as *'s Jungian shadow.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

41. The similie bar is now closed. I'm as tired as Rove's right hand.