Rick Santorum Is 100% Correct. You DU Women Need to Get Off This Board

[Yavin4]

and get into that kitchen and make us DU men some pie. Right Now!

















:evilgrin: :sarcasm:

[Dora]

1. That kind of talk just doesn't work in this kitchen.

Close your pie hole.

[eyesroll]

I like making pie, dammit!

It'll have to wait until tomorrow, though, because it's 95 degrees today and my kitchen is just too hot. It'll be better after the rain comes.

How 'bout strawberry, blueberry, raspberry and blackberry lattice-crust pie with whipped cream?

[annabanana]

6. It's a "choice" thing..

Sometimes I choose to make pie...sometimes I choose to throw it.

[Misunderestimator]

2. I got your pie right here...

[Yavin4]

5. You Must Be One Of Them Radical Feminists That Rick Talks About

Many women, he adds, have told him that it is more "socially affirming to work outside the home than to give up their careers to take care of their children."

That ideology, he says, has been shaped by feminists who demean the work of women who stay at home as primary caregivers.

"What happened in America so that mothers and fathers who leave their children in the care of someone else -- or worse yet, home alone after school between three and six in the afternoon -- find themselves more affirmed by society? Here, we can thank the influence of radical feminism," Santorum writes.

"Sadly the propaganda campaign launched in the 1960s has taken root," said Santorum. "The radical feminists succeeded in undermining the traditional family and convincing women that professional accomplishments are the key to happiness."

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/05187/533421.stm


You see. If you DU Women were in the kitchen baking pies, then you'd be happy. But noooooo! You're posting on DU and making yourself miserable.

[Misunderestimator]

14. Yep... that'd be me. I'm all about undermining the traditional family!

[WCGreen]

20. If professional accomplishments

aren't the key to happiness....

Then you stay home you dick wad....

And get your fuckig wife off your campaign payroll

[Wetzelbill]

21. Well, I think that.....

That I should just keep my mouth shut. That would be the best decision for me right now. :) (just remember, the calm before the storm, MisU)

BTW, hello and how you doing?

[Misunderestimator]

26. So full of double-entendre lately, Bill...

not sure how seriously to take your scheme, but I'm sure I'm up for it whichever way it blows.

Doing well, thanks, and you?

[Wetzelbill]

34. my schemes are feeble at best

:)

Oh, not bad, getting ready to go back to school, preparing to run for office, working on trying to win over my dream girl. You know, standard stuff. :) I'd like to actually do some serious writing. Need to get moving on my book and some other essays etc. Not enough time in a day.

[demnan]

3. I bet old Ricky doesn't get much pie -- or ****

from his old lady.

[Initech]

15. He's certainly not getting a lot of something!

If you know what I mean!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

4. And what are you women doing with shoes?!

Dammit, when I want a sammich, it had best be brought to me barefoot!! :evilgrin:

[Mabus]

7. Oh, I've got your pie alright

It may taste a little bitter (like almonds) but, really, that's part of its charm. Now take big bites and ask for seconds!

[ChickMagic]

8. Kitchen?

What is this kitchen of which you speak?

[Kraklen]

9. Eggh, Gahdammit!

Gitcho bitchass back inna kitchen an fix me some pah!

[BlueJazz]

10. BlueJazz say : "Liberal Women would work in Hot Kitchen all day,

....have known not to be Hot at night, when it counts" :)

[Mutley]

11. I don't bake.

Or cook. My bf does all that. :rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

22. Reach that top shelf, woman!!

:)

[Mutley]

28. Hey! It's about time you showed up, damnit!

[northzax]

12. pie? cooking's for the servants

the womenfolk should be in bed with their dead children.

[FuzzySlippers]

13. Here's yer pie.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

16. Pie is irrational. (nt)

[madmom]

17. How 'bout a cow-pie

[Book Lover]

18. Yeah, you bet. Here you go. Eat up.

Don't forget to have the burnt stuff at the bottom; sometimes that's where the poison settles.

[maveric]

19. I'd like a BLT. Heavy on the mayo.

And an ice tea. Chop, Chop!

[proud2BlibKansan]

23. Can we throw it in your face

while it is still hot? :evilgrin:

[SCDem]

24. Is Martha Stewart acceptable to him?

She made her millions literally in the kitchen and the home but yet it clearly is a profession? What say he?

I say he still wouldn't approve because that "kitchen" work accrued her power and wealth beyond any woman can rightly manage :)

What a loon he is

[Yavin4]

27. Well, Since Martha Didn't Bear Children

She must be a witch.

[SCDem]

29. Martha has at least one daughter

maybe two.... but she has kids

[madinmaryland]

25. uh-oh

this could get ugly!

:popcorn:

[Yavin4]

32. You See All This Anger Proves Rick Is Right

You'd all be so much happier baking pies for us DU men.

[Wetzelbill]

30. To be blunt, how the hell did Rick ever get a woman to sleep with him?

Honestly. I thought I wasn't smooth, but jeez. Rick's pick up lines consist of: "Make me dinner" or "Grab that broom." I can't for the life of me see why any woman would put up with a guy who has views like that.

[SCDem]

31. The women that put up with that

are usually women who were raised by men like that

[Wetzelbill]

36. that makes sense

It has to be something like that. Most women I know would not put up with that stuff. I know some will put up with a lot, but not the BS Rick spews. He'd get rolling pinned in about two seconds if he tried that with one of my friends from school. Smart, independent women. Rick's worst nightmare.

[Mutley]

33. One word...

Roofies.

[Wetzelbill]

35. oh,.,that made me laugh hard

I'm coughing now..

[Mutley]

37. Have another.

:eyes: :rofl:

[Yavin4]

38. I Think He Went Back In Time To The 1950s To Find His Wife

He must have that time machine that was in "Back to the Future"

[Wetzelbill]

41. something like that

I bet she's indoctrined and programmed to the hilt.

[Rabrrrrrr]

39. And make that pie higher, woman!

Damn you. We Promise Keepers have to keep ourselves to Biblical standards as kings and heads of our households, while you, pretty queen, do the shitwork and make us pies and squeeze out little evangelical hatefilled pussbags.

[caty]

40. Good thing you

added :sarcasm: I was ready to find you and:spank:

[noonwitch]

42. well, I'm a feminist who likes to cook, so...

I'm making spinach pie this weekend. It's amazing that I'm still single, even though I'm an excellent cook.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

43. Anybody want a coffee and donuts? This is going to get good.

:popcorn: :woohoo:

[matcom]

44. and ALL DU women need to change their names to:

Barefoot"username"

just like i have renamed Mrs Matcom, Barefoot Mrs Matcom

Rick would like that and I think its a GRAND idea.






















































































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[Deja Q]

45. Women vs "American Pie"'s famous gag. You tell me what you'd prefer.

I prefer sausage. :evilgrin:

[Ksec]

46. LOL. Oh thats rich.

You may wanna run for cover man.