The dirties song ever.... How deep is your love.....

[WCGreen]

Discuss

[motely36]

1. I keep telling you

it is Sugerwalls

[WCGreen]

2. Sugar walls.....

Hummmmm a few bars

[motely36]

4. Sheena Easton

Where I came from there's a place called heaven
That's the place where all the good children go
The houses are of silver, the streets are gold
But there's more where you come from, my sugar walls

Blood races to your private spots, that lets me know there's a fire
You can't fight passion when passion is hot
Temperatures rise inside my sugar walls

Chorus:
Lemme take you somewhere you've never been
I could show you things you've never seen
I could make you never wanna fall in love again
Come spend the night inside my sugar walls

Take advantage, it's alright

I feel so alive when I'm with you
Come and feel my presence, it's reigning tonight
Heaven on earth inside my sugar walls

chorus

I can tell you want me, it's impossible to hide
Your body's on fire, admit it! Come inside
Come inside my sugar walls
Come spend the night inside my sugar walls

[WCGreen]

5. Okay, now I'm excited

[KurtNYC]

3. "Start Me Up" by the Rolling Stones as used in MS ads

lemme see if I can find the lyrics....

[1monster]

Don't know about dirtiest, but certainly skating the edge of explicitness

The long version, not played on the radio.

Miracles
Jefferson Starship

If only you believe like I believe, baby
We’d get by
If only you believe in miracles, baby
So would i
If only you believe like I believe, baby
We’d get by
If only you believe in miracles, baby
So would i.

I might have to move heaven and earth to prove
It to you, baby
So we’re makin’ love and you feel the power
And I feel the power
Then there’s really nothing that we can’t do
If we wanted to, baby
We could exist on the stars
It’d be so easy
All we gotta do
Is get a little faith in you
Oh, I’ve been (to) so many places
I’ve seen some things
I know, love is the answer
Keeps holding this world together
Ain’t nothing better
Ain’t nothing better
And all the answers to our prayers
Hell , it’s the same everywheres, baby
Nothing ever breaks up the heart
Only tears give you away
Then you’re right where I found ya
With my arms around ya
Oh baby, baby, baby, love is a magic word, yeah
Few ever find in a lifetime
But from that very first look in your eyes
I knew you and I had but one heart
Only our bodies were apart
That was so easy, so easy
I had a taste of the real world
When I went down on you, girl.

If only you believe like I believe, baby
We’d get by
If only you believe in miracles, baby
So would i
If only you believe like I believe, baby
We’d get by
If only you believe in miracles, baby
So would i.

I can hear windmills and rainbows
Whenever you’re talkin’ to me
I feel like swirling and dancin’
Whenever you’re walking with me
You ripple like a river when I touch you
When I pluck your body like a string
When I start dancin’ inside ya
Oh baby, you make me wanna sing
Yeah, baby, baby, baby, baby
Oh yeah, all right
Baby, we’re sure doin’ it tonight
Everytime you come by, let me try
Pretty, please sugar on it
That’s how I like it
I can’t even believe it, with you
It’s like having every dream I ever wanted
Come true
I picked up your vibes
You know it opened my eyes
But I’m still dreamin’ yeah
And you’re right where I found ya
With my arms around ya.

[trackfan]

9. I was just about to look for this one when I noticed you already

beat me to it!

[usedtobesick]

26. One of my all time favorite songs!

[Dervill Crow]

27. This is one of my all-time favorite songs.

Once when my kids were little I was sitting in my car in the church parking lot with the windows rolled down, waiting for them to be done with the morning session of Vacation Bible School. This was on the radio, and I was singing along with the lyrics that I knew, and I happened to actually LISTEN and THINK ABOUT the lyrics I didn't know. I shocked myself.

That was the prudish decade of my life. :rofl: Thank God/dess that's over!

[Modem Butterfly]

6. "Love Comes in Spurts" by Richard Hell

OH NO IT HURTS!

[youspeakmylanguage]

7. WRONG! "Gimme That Nut" by Eazy E is the dirtiest song ever...

"Whoops! All over your face, kid!"

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

8. "My Ding-a-Ling" by Chuck Berry

Sad. Just plain sad.

[Texasgal]

10. No...no... here' s the nastiest song

INTO THE NIGHT

She's just sixteen years old
Leave her alone, they say
Separated by fools
Who don't know what love is yet
But I want you to know -

If I could fly
I'd pick you up
I'd take you into the night
And show you a love
Like you've never seen - ever seen.

It's like having a dream
Where nobody has a heart
It's like having it all
And watching it fall apart
And I would wait till the end of time for you
And do it again, it's true
I can't measure my love
There's nothing to compare it to
But I want you to know -

If I could fly
I'd pick you up
I'd take you into the night
And show you a love
Like you've never seen - ever seen

[WeRQ4U]

11. Broken Hearts are for Assholes - Frank Zappa

"Don't fool yourself girl, it's goin' right up your poop shoot"

Now that's risque.

[JimmyJazz]

12. And here comes the thread locker: Sex - Berlin:

Feel the fire, feel my love inside you it's so right
There's the sound and the smell of love in my mind
I'm a toy, come and play with me, say the word now
Wrap your legs around mine and ride me tonight
I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a bitch
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Slip and slide in your wet delight, feel the blood flow
Not too fast, don't be slow, my love's in your hands

I'm a man - I'm a boy
I'm a man - Well I'm your mother
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - Am I bi
I'm a man - I'm a slave
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Skin to skin, tongue to oooh! Come on honey hold tight
Come inside, it's a passion play just for you
Let's get lost in that magic place all alone now
Drink your fill from my fountain of love, wet your lips

I'm a man - I'm a teaser
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - I'm a drug
I'm a man - Well I'm your slave
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together

I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - I'm a hooker
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a slut
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm babe
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together
And we'll make love forever

[WCGreen]

13. I remember that song....

A sweet sweet song.....

I played it for my nephews.....

[Modem Butterfly]

14. THIS is the dirtiest song ever. And it was taught to me by my grandmother

My brother sells rubbers to sailors
My mother she pricks them with pins
My sister performs the abortions
My god how the money rolls in!

Granny was a bit senile towards the end...

[1monster]

28. One my son taught me one night ...

Nearly three years ago:

Sung to the tune of The Cover of the Rolling Stone (by Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show

There was a man named Mickey
With a twelve foot dickie
He took out to show the lady next door.
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake.
Now it's only five feet four.

[arwalden]

15. Love Won't Let Me Wait -- Damn! All That Moanin' And Groanin'...

... almost as dirty as Love To Love You Baby.

[Shell Beau]

16. No. That song "I Touch Myself"

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

Chorus

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus

I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

[WCGreen]

17. You do,

You know that makes yo go blind don't you

[Shell Beau]

23. 20/20 so far.

Hasn't hurt me a bit ;)

[WCGreen]

29. Damn, then they lied to me.....

ALL THOSE LOST YEARSSSSSSSS

[Shell Beau]

33. You better start making up for some lost time.

[1monster]

31. But, but every time you do that, God kills a kitten!

:yoiks: :hide:

[WCGreen]

32. Son of a bitch.....

[Shell Beau]

34. There's always a catch!

[Strawman]

18. Nope. FFA by Leather Nun

[livetohike]

19. Slum Goddess - the Fugs

Well, almost anything by the Fugs and I can't even find the lyrics they are that "dirty" :-).

[Kraklen]

20. "I Just Want to Fuck You."

by Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre.

[WCGreen]

21. That is so subtle

[Kraklen]

22. You should hear the lyrics.

Would you like to see the lyrics?

[WCGreen]

30. Would yo show me the lyrics.....

[usedtobesick]

24. Didn't Joan Jet sing "do you want to touch me there?"

We've been here too long
Tryin' to get along
Pretendin' that you're oh so shy
I'm a natural ma'am
Doin' all I can
My temperature is runnin' high

Cry at night
No one in sight
An' we got so much to share
Talking's fine
If you got the time
But I ain't got the time to spare
Yeah

Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch me there, where
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch me there, where
There, yeah

Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Every girl an' boy
Needs a little joy
All you do is sit an' stare
Beggin' on my knees
Baby, won't you please
Run your fingers through my hair

My, my, my
Whiskey and rye
Don't it make you feel so fine
Right or wrong
Don't it turn you on
Can't you see we're wastin' time, yeah

Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch me there, where
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch me there, where
There, yeah

[4_Legs_Good]

25. "Tonight She Comes" - The Cars

I know tonight she comes
She’s takin' a swipe at fun
She gives me a reason
For sighting my sights
Well I know tonight she comes
She jangles me up
She does it with ease
And sometimes she passes through me
Just like a breeze
She gives me a reason
For feelin' all right
Oh well
(know tonight, I know tonight)
I know tonight
(know tonight, I know tonight)
I know tonight
(know tonight, I know tonight)
She comes

And I know she's gonna do it to me
One more time (one more time)
I know she's gonna stay implanted
In my mind
Why does she keep me hanging on the line, oh
(why does she keep me hanging on the liiiiiiine)

Ah yeah, I know she's gonna do it to me
One more time (one more time)
I know she's gonna stay implanted
In my mind
Oh, why does she keep me hanging on the line, oh yeah
(why does she keep me hanging on the liiiiiiine)

I know the way she feels
And all of the hearts that she steals
She tells me it's easy
When you do it right
Oh well, ell I know tonight she comes
(I know tonight she comes)
She tells me it's easy
When you do it right
(know tonight, I know tonight) I know tonight
(know tonight, I know tonight) I know tonight
(know tonight, I know tonight) she comes
(she comes)
I know tonight, oh yeah
(know tonight, I know tonight)
(I know tonight) well I know tonight
(know tonight, I know tonight)
Tonight she comes

[chaska]

35. what about that song that goes "push, push in the bush"? What's that about

?

[WCGreen]

36. A lawn boy

[chaska]

37. BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

You're so naive....

;)

[WCGreen]

41. Thank you I try

[eyepaddle]

38. How 'bout Jawbreaker by Judas Priest?

Yes, THAT is what it's about! :o

Had I known when I was 14...well, I'm not sure how I would've reacted. Now I have to feel kinda proud of the rest of the band for not being so macho paranoid and homophobic as to censor this kind of stuff.

Deadly as the viper
Peering from its coil
The poison there is coming to the boil

Ticking like a time bomb
The fuse is running short
on the verge of snapping if it's caught

And all the pressure that's been building up
For all the years it bore the load
The cracks appear, the frame starts to distort
Ready to explode -- Jawbreaker

Crouching in the corner
Wound up as a spring
Piercing eyes that flash are shimmering

Muscles are all contorted
Claws dug in the dirt
Every ounce of fiber on alert

[WeRQ4U]

39. All I wanna do is make love to you..............

Not all that dirty, but it is about a one night stand that resulted in an illegitimate , but planned pregnancy.

[NoPasaran]

40. Why Don't We Do It in the Road?

Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road

[WCGreen]

42. You bring the cones, I'll bring the oragne barrels

[mconvente]

43. "My Neck My Back" by Khia

"my neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack..." lol

[eyepaddle]

44. Oh hell, how could I forget, The Lords of Acid

pretty much anything they've ever recorded is a contender for the dirtiest song ever.

Here's a sample, Young Boys:

Young Boys, charming and innocent
Adolescent fun
My toys, spectral virginity
I wanna watch them come
Hey boys, I'm a candybar
A tidbit for your tongue
Those boys with your chastity
I wanna be your very first one

Young boys, dressed up in leatherettes
I wanna make 'em shine
Come down to my special route
Number sixty-nine
My boy, shock me and thrill me
You know what I desire
You're hot, nasty and spicy
You'll have to quench my fire


Chorus :
Young boys, I want you to be my toys
I'm begging you please
Young boys, I'm down on my knees
Young boys, I'll take you to heaven
Boys


Young boys, soft and so kissable
I'm waiting for their touch
They're rough, that's why I like them
I wanna taste their fudge
Horny boys, youthful and healthy
Lovegun never stops
They come, it's unbelievable
Squeeze you till you drop

Young boys, part of a family
It's me that you can trust
Right now, give me physically
A boy to dim my lust
Their dads don't like it
They wan't me to themselves
Sweet boys, tasty and horny
I'll peel away their shell



And let's not forget I sit on Acid:

Darling, come here - fuck me up the ...
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
Oh, yeah, (moans/laughs)
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
(moans/laughs)
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
(moans/laughs)
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
(moans/laughs