Anne Murray could sing Laura Brannigan under the table!

[Modem Butterfly]

Discuss.

[motely36]

1. uh-oh

:hide:

:popcorn:

[KamaAina]

2. Well, DUH!

Dead men tell no tales; dead women sing no songs. :(

[Modem Butterfly]

4. When they were both alive, that is

[donheld]

3. Sure easily as

Laura Brannigan is dead. :spank:

[Modem Butterfly]

5. Yeah, but she died doing what she loved best...

...frying chicken with cornflakes.

[blondeatlast]

10. Few are aware that she had the original idea for a TV show

based around the life of a curvaceaous actress, too.

[Modem Butterfly]

12. An actress who some might refer to as...

...fat maybe?

[Texasgal]

13. PFFFT!!!

ROFLMAO!!

:spray:

There goes the keyboard....

[Spinzonner]

6. Well, since Laura's dead

arguably she has a head start at being under any table.

But she's unlikely to be moving much, under tables or otherwhere, and it has curtailed her singing. Not a great career move.

:sarcasm:

[JimmyJazz]

7. ....

no. you. di-int.

[blondeatlast]

8. Oh, my, my... How long will this last?

I love them both, but Karen Carpenter had it all over both of them!

[Modem Butterfly]

11. You know, if Mama Cass had just given Karen Carpenter...

...a bite of her sandwich, they'd both be alive today.

[blondeatlast]

18. OUCH!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[WCGreen]

9. Humm a few bars and I bet Anne Murray could sing anything

She has talent and she is from canada...

Beneath the sbowly meadows lie the bird

[Strawman]

14. I have some horribly inappropriate alternate lyrics to "You Needed Me"

And it always seems to come on when I'm in a Hallmark by a bunch of old ladies or something like that.

[Modem Butterfly]

15. Oh, please share

Don't make me beg.

[Strawman]

17. You Peed on Me

[motely36]

16. If you can't share

at least PM me!

;)

[BlueJazz]

19. No Way..I got called every name in the Book a while back for..

..dissin' Laura. I'll not get dragged into that scenario again..

[blondeatlast]

20. Whatever is the matter with dissing Laura Branigan, for pity's sake?

I must have missed that...

:evilgrin:

[BlueJazz]

22. Oh..Man ..it was bloody...One called me a Fat Pig...(I'm not )...

...one said "You must be afraid of your Masculinity" while another said .."It's because you have a tiny Penis".....(I don't)
Another called me a "perfect pitch punk" (I do have Perfect Pitch but don't think I'm a Punk) anyway..you see why I don't want to get into that stuff again.

Awwww..Fuck it!...LAURA WAS A TWO_BIT HACK!! Heh..Heh..Heh...

[jonnyblitz]

21. hell yeah. snowbird. rock and roll!!!!!

:thumbsup: :crazy:

[chaska]

23. Talk about your schlock and a hard place.