Post your personal best

[MrScorpio]

I win art contests... PERIOD!

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

1. Know wun kan spel beter then mee

[XemaSab]

2. 2 red-legged kittiwakes for the lower 48

only person EVER to make that claim.

[XemaSab]

19. and what, pray tell, is a red-legged kittiwake?

my banner proudly flies bearing the red legged kittiwakes in question!

[Democracy White]

3. My brain has been targeted by the Republican Conversion Rays...

The only cure is to post on DU.. Must post and read Democratic Underground or else I shall fall victim to the Republicanization of the world.

DU is the cure. DU is the cure.

Must keep posting...

Dee

[trackfan]

4. A verse translation:

Catullus 51

He who always sits with you, and who gazes
at you, and who hears you so sweetly laughing,
seems to me to equal a god, and sometimes
even surpass one -


if a thing like that is all right to say. What
misery! This rips away all my senses.
When I see you, Lesbia, I am tongue tied.
Words seem to fail.


Flames run through my body, and down my limbs. My
two ears ring and buzz, and my eyes now fail me,
covered, as they are, with a blinding darkness
blacker than midnight.

[WCGreen]

5. Once juggled two dates in one bar without either

running into the other......

Top that, Mr. Scorpio

[MrScorpio]

7. I juggled two dates in bed at the same time

Consider yourself topped

[WCGreen]

8. Damn you Scoprio...... I curse you

[MrScorpio]

9. You've got to go a long way to beat me, pal

I'm MrScorpio!

[WCGreen]

14. Curses, Foiled again

[FuzzySlippers]

6. I have a talent for getting hopelessly, senselessly,

ridiculously lost when I'm driving. No one can get as lost and stay as lost as I can.

[Not_Giving_Up]

16. I'll bet I can beat you at that

I am the Queen of Getting Lost, hands down!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

10. Let's see. The list is long.

The first time I was on stage I got applause after I finished; also happened a week later. It was in "The Merchant of Venice".

I came in first in my division at the first Tae Kwon Do tournament I went to. Came in in second a few weeks later; a black belt beat me by 2-3 tenths of a point! Not bad considering I had only been training for six months.

I found a security flaw in the Microsoft AntiSpyware within the first 24 hours after it came out, in January (?) Recently I have also found a new virus and am just waiting for the confirmation. Back in December I got a Microsoft Achievement Award for finding a flaw in Norton AntiSpam that was preventing users from getting on the internet.

I forget a few other things ..........

:popcorn: :spray:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. You are amazing...

My dear Crazy Guggenheim!

You enrich all of us in the Lounge!

:toast:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

12. Thank you. Thanks again.

I'm sure you are all honored by my presence.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. You know I am! Silly Crazy Guggenheim! nt

[no name no slogan]

15. i am blessed with perfect pitch

play me a note and i can tell you which one it is. i can also hear a song once and play it right back. that's about it though...

[ghostsofgiants]

17. I'm fairly unspectacular

I can't think of anything.

[MrScorpio]

20. I've figured your's out

You're the most modest person on the planet!

:yourock:

[ghostsofgiants]

21. Haha, that could very well be it

[KG]

18. 18:56 5k

[Poiuyt]

24. 15:50 5K

It was in a track race, I was lapped by two people!

[Left Is Write]

22. I never won an art contest, BUT....

I did have a painting selected for a public showcase when I was 17.

[Wetzelbill]

23. due to modest success as an athlete and writer my ego is second to none...

Not even Bono, Sting or Russell Crowe!

It is partly inflated by the time I banged a chick almost a foot taller than me too. (crude I know, but let's just call it what it was) But that's been a while. And, alcohol was involved.I am a sad, sad clown. :+