Suggest an American thing for my friend to do before she leaves for Europe

[Initech]

A friend of mine and my bro's is moving to Europe and wanted some American things to do before she leaves the country.

My bro and I suggested the ONLY American thing to do - get drunk and blow shit up!

Anyone have any other suggestions?

[two gun sid]

1. Do something unilaterally and to hell with what you think.

[Democracy White]

2. Talk about how much you love Bush and America n/t

[Kerrytravelers]

3. Wear a liberal t-shirt and a flag pin and be told you're a traitor.

[XemaSab]

4. Get out on a teeny motorboat

and spend the day drinking and fishing. Then go home and fry up what you caught, serve it with some grits and string beans, and invite all the neighbors!

[I Know How To Do it]

5. Blowing shit up was my suggestion.

[enigmatic]

6. Eat a piece of apple pie

Sounds good to me.

[Sanity Claws]

7. Go to a Baseball game

Have a Cookout with hamburgers, hot dogs, and corn on the cob

[Spider Jerusalem]

8. Go for a 300-mile drive in a gas-guzzling SUV.

Shop at Wal-Mart. Have dinner at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Buy a gun.

[Initech]

9. All those are good things!

Except I dont think you could get a gun through customs. That might be a bad thing.

[ksilvas]

10. First buy or better yet, make some Meth,

Then while high on Meth go to Walmart and buy a shotgun, load in store.
In the parking lot smoke more Meth, then pullout fast tires a scream'in.
Smack into some liberal shmuck with an anti-war sticker on his/her car, whose just going out for a micro-brew. Proceed to inform them you have no insurance, go road rage with
your gun shooting at all in sight, repeat until ammo is gone, smoke more Meth. If your white then they'll probably just taze your ass. If you survive your tazzing and wake in jail, wa'la, you've experienced an all american holiday hoot-a-nanny. Leave fulfilled.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. How about a square dance?

A baseball game?
A steamboat ride down the Mississippi?
Soul Food and Blues?
Attend a protest in Washington DC?


Am I being too serious? :D

[no name no slogan]

12. subvert a democratically-elected, left-leaning third world government

supply the military of the country with arms and CIA money. locate any fascist-leaning, civil-rights-hating generals and turn them into genocidal maniacs.

that's about as american as you can get

[Kraklen]

13. Attend a musical, eat at a BBQ, listen to rap music.