I PROPOSE A TOAST TO DS1 FOR GRADUATING COLLEGE!!!

[matcom]

:bounce:

:toast: to a GREAT asshole!

THIS MUTHA HAS WORKED HIS ASS OFF!!

KICK ASS BRO!

NOW you can get that Sanitation Engineer's Job!! :D (j/k)

:pals:

i propose a :smoke: in HONOR of this great day!

[Bunny]

1. Yee Haw! Now we have a highly educated DS1!

:woohoo:

[DS1]

20. That's debatable

:rofl:

:toast:

[sniffa]

2. saLute!!

:toast:

:bounce:

[DS1]

21. Tanks, Mike

:toast:

[GOPisEvil]

3. Congratulations!!

:toast:

[DS1]

22. Thanks again!

:toast:

[Left Is Write]

4. Congratulations!

[DS1]

23. Thank you

:toast: :-)

[Earth_First]

5. :here, here:

Congratulations!

-from du lounge lurker/occasional poster, Earth_First!

[DS1]

24. Don't lurk, it's fun

Come out and play :toast:

[WindRavenX]

6. AWEEESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

:bounce:

CONGRATS MARTIN!!!!!! :D :D

[DS1]

26. Thanks!

:toast:

[FuzzySlippers]

7. Congrats DS1!!!

:toast:

[DS1]

27. Thank you, Ms. Slipalot

;-) :toast:

[proud patriot]

8. Right on

:toast:

[DS1]

28. That's what I said!

:toast: :hi:

[mike_c]

9. CONGRATULATIONS DS1....

:woohoo:

[DS1]

29. Thanks mike!

:toast:

[GalleryGod]

10. All the way from SoCal-Kudos!

Not EZ any under circumstances!
Well done, indeed!

Your man,decidely NOT in the Faculty Lounge, this week!
GG:smoke:

[DS1]

31. Amen to the smokie smilie

:toast: Thanks for everything you guys to, do - even if we sometimes don't "get it"

[Lisa]

11. Hooray! Gaudeamus igitur!

Way to go, DS1!

[DS1]

32. Oh, I'm rejoicing alright!

:toast: :hi: Thanks

[Lady Effingbroke]

12. Congratulations!!!

:toast:

[DS1]

33. Thank you Ms. F

:evilgrin: :toast:

[DS1]

13. BWAAAH! What's this? You need the reserve roll of paper changing

already? You just hired me five minutes ago!

I'm starting a UNION! :nuke:

:D

:hi: everyone!

[matcom]

16. Silly asshole - Walmart Doesn't Allow Those

:D

:*

:bounce:

[two gun sid]

14. Congratulations.

I'm always glad to see someone graduate. It's even sweeter to see a fellow Vet do it. The GI Bill is a good thing.

[DS1]

18. I would have never made it without my family and my GI Bill

and yes I just toasted my brothers in Iraq, Afghanistan and elsewhere

and yes I made note to not include those who are beating prisoners.

[merh]

15. Congrats!

:toast: :beer: :smoke:

[DS1]

45. Hey, thanks merh!

I'm sorry I didn't see you tucked away in there earlier :hug:

:toast:

[merh]

58. Not a problem at all!

I'm so happy for you! :hug:
Isn't it a great sense of accomplishment! :toast:
You should be so proud. :bounce:

[MrScorpio]

17. Congrats, you fucker!!!

:yourock:

[DS1]

19. Hey, it's there

Use it! You know there's a timelimit on the thing right? :toast:

[Kat45]

25. WooHoo!

Congratulations! :toast:

[DS1]

34. Thanks!

:toast:

[Maddy McCall]

30. OMG! When we get married, we'll be a two-income family.

And I will be able to buy a Hummer!

:loveya: DS1. Congrats on this marvelous accomplishment. :toast:

[DS1]

35. First of all

We're not getting married.

Second of all, I'm buying the hummer.

Third of all, not from a dealership.

Fourth of all, it's free.

Fifth of all, O, it'll be a guzzler alright :P

:hi:

[Maddy McCall]

37. But, what about your proposal???

What about our children???

Don't you want them to be legitimated???
:cry:

[DS1]

39. If you have a

shotgun, sleep comfortably.

If you don't have a shotgun, and your daddy doesn't have a shotgun, click here

[Maddy McCall]

44. I've got a shotgun. I shot...

a skink off of a hickory tree from 50 feet.

Annie Oakley only wishes that she had my eye. :D


Seriously, though, huge congrats on earning your degree.

[DS1]

46. Shotguns don't shoot shit off shit unless you're shooting at shit

and any shit that's hit counts as shit.

Thanks :pals:

edit: If I'm ever in your area, or vice versa, we'll visit a local shooting club and have it out. I've got a deadly eye.

[Maddy McCall]

67. I'll put MMjr up against you anyday.

He's got a dead-eye, too. I blow up balloons and take them down to the creek behind our cabin, and he sits on the back porch popping them with the .22 as they float by. I can't hold a candle to him.

:D

[DS1]

73. Balloons? Are you fucking kidding me?

When I was a child I took out my mother's entire bed of tulips by cutting the stems with BBs, with iron sights from 30 yards.

I plinked my neighbors tv antenna from 60 yards with the same iron sights, so bad that he complained about occassional static and replaced it.

Oh, that and I have a number of trophies in shooting matches, where I beat Marine snipers.

As the Chimp in Chief said, Bring it on!

[Elidor]

36. I have profound respect for anyone who

Finishes school while working a shit job. Or any job, for that matter.
And doubly so for you, you cantankerous brat. :toast:

Now it's time to sell your soul to the corporate machine!!! Err... I mean...time to make some serious money. :D

[DS1]

38. Ha!

I have to admit I had help, but it was still a rollercoaster of funds, sometimes to the point where ramen was the ONLY answer for sustenance. Family and friends helped me through and to them I owe a great deal :-)

I'd rather skip the corporate machine if I can, my Seminar in Communications class taught me that it's a soul-sucking talent blackhole. Yeah, it was liberl. No, I didn't care.

:toast:

[PittPoliSci]

40. way to go!

[DS1]

43. Thanks

:-)

[RetroLounge]

41. Two Words

Graduate School...

:hi:

Congrats...

RL

[DS1]

42. Three words

No fucking way.

:toast:

[RetroLounge]

80. Oh come on, no better way to rack up more loans!

except maybe Med School or Law School...

RL

[Kathy in Cambridge]

47. Congrats!

:toast:

Are you taking the civil service exam next week? I heard they're hiring at the Post Office.

[DS1]

52. I commend your snark

Someday you will live up to me. :toast:

[jonnyblitz]

48. holy crap. that is great!! i will take a hit off the pipe..

in celebration. good job, martin!! :thumbsup: :smoke:

[DS1]

53. Most excellent!

I could not ask for a finer human to hit off the pipe in my honor than my good buddy Jonny B! :hi: :smoke:

[I Have A Dream]

49. Good luck, DS1!

Have one on me...

[DS1]

54. Thanks, and oh yes, I'm having one!

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

50. Congratulations!

:bounce:

[DS1]

55. Thanks, Maggie

Oh, and a quick word I was planning on writing in this professor's entry on www.ratemyprofessor.com anyway.

Be honest with yourself, and your professor, neither of you are there to bullshit each other. Honesty will get you everywhere, sometimes it will take some guts to be the only one in class to tell the prof he or she is full of it, but I guarantee you, more than 90% of the time that's what they're looking for. College is about debate, not spewing a list of facts that you have to memorize.

(mostly)

Good luck! :toast:

[Wapsie B]

51. Skoal!

Congrats DS1!

:toast:

[DS1]

56. Um, no, I'm a lamer, I'll take my dip in the baggies

The last time I did a wad of Copenhagen I all but laid flat on my back on the beach.

But it was in Hawaii, so I didn't care. :toast:

[usedtobesick]

57. Great Job

Good to see another vet use what he earned! Congrads! What you want to be now that your all grown up?

:smoke: :beer:

[DS1]

60. I want to be happy

I'm not saying that I am not already happy, but that's what I want to be always. It doesn't matter what kind of job I have, as long as I'm happy. It doesn't matter who my special girl is, as long as I'm happy. It doesn't matter how much money I have, or what kind of car I drive, or what kind of television I look at, as long as I'm happy.

:-)

[usedtobesick]

63. Then we'll toast to your happiness

god knows we could all use it!

[DS1]

76. That's what it's all about

Find out who you are, and what makes you happy. You can't do that process backwards.

[flvegan]

59. Congrats, DS1.

Well earned. Good on ya.

[DS1]

61. Thanks, flvegan!

Hey, if you ever want to visit a vegan restaurant that's run by a cult, PM and I'll get you the directions.

Sorry, that was inappropriate, but I'll never forget the look this one guy gave me.

on to lighter things

HI!

Thanks! :toast:

[flvegan]

64. Mmmmmkay...

No, thanks. I'm good.

Hope the food was good, at least.

:shrug:

[ElsewheresDaughter]

62. Congratulations...............

[DS1]

69. Thanks!

.......

[Rabrrrrrr]

65. Congratulations!! Hell, I didn't even know he was IN college!

Judging by his posts, I figured he was still in grade school at some elementary school for the damned.

:evilgrin:

I'll ask now, since i didn't bother to read the thread, where you graduated from and with what degree. BUT, if you've answered it, you don't need to, because I'm gonna go read everything now.

:toast: :applause:

[matcom]

68. I'll answer FOR him

graduated from "Catholic Girls Chastity Convent"

Majored in "Oral Studies"

i'm TERRIBLY proud of him

[DS1]

70. What he said

I can do the coveted "Tongue Tornado"

[Rabrrrrrr]

75. Did someone say Catholic girls?

Father riley and various party goers:
Catholic girls
With a tiny little mustache
Catholic girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic girls
In the rectory basement
Father riley’s a fairy
But it don’t bother mary
Catholic girls
At the cyo
Catholic girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic girls
There can be no replacement
How do they go, after the show?

Joe:
All the way
That’s the way they go
Every day
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-hip-hooray
For all the class they show
There’s nothing like a catholic girl
At the cyo
When they learn to blow...

Father riley:
They’re learning to blow
All the catholic boys!

Mary:
Warren cuccurullo...

Father riley:
Catholic boys!

Mary:
Kinda young, kinda wow!

Father riley:
Catholic boys!

Mary:
Vinnie colaiuta...

Chorus:
Where are they now?
Did they all take the vow?

Father riley:
Catholic girls

Warren:
Carmenita scarfone!

Father riley:
Catholic girls

Officer butzis:
Hey! she gave me vd!

Father riley:
Catholic girls!

Warren:
Toni carbone!

Chorus:
With a tongue like a cow
She could make you go wow!

Joe:
Vd vowdy vootie
Right away
That’s the way they go
Every day
Whenever their mamas take them to a show
Matinee
Pass the popcorn please
There’s nothing like a catholic girl
With her hand in the box
When she’s on her knees

Larry:
She was on her knees,
My little catholic girl

Chorus:
In a little white dress
Catholic girls
They never confess
Catholic girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a dozen
Catholic girls
Ooooooh!
Catholic girls
Ooooooh!
(etc.)

Central scrutinizer:
This is the central scrutinizer...
Joe had a girl friend named mary.
She used to go the church club every week.
They’d meet each other there
Hold hands
And think pure thoughts
But one night at the social club meeting
Mary didn’t show up...
She was sucking cock backstage at the armory
In order to get a pass
To see some big rock group for free..

[DS1]

77. That post made me cry

I am Thomas Kinkade.
Both of these are lies.

[Rabrrrrrr]

78. Is your third sentence also a lie?

[DS1]

81. Negative

[LynzM]

66. Congrats, dude!!!

:toast: :toast: :toast:

May you find a career that gives you fun, happiness, and the ability to be an asshole without repercussions ;)

:bounce:

[DS1]

71. hahah!

Thanks! :D

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

72. Congrats, DS1.

:toast:

[DS1]

74. Thank you

The :toast: is in progress!

[indigo32]

79. WTG DS1!

[DS1]

82. Thanks!

:toast:

[SOteric]

83. Wuzzat? You've proposed to DS1?

I can understand that, he's a hottie. With a Bachelor's Degree.

[DS1]

89. I can still say no

:*

[yvr girl]

84. Does this mean I can't dare you to call matcom in the middle of the night

anymore? Are you too 'mature' now?

Congrats!!!!!!!!! :bounce: :woohoo: :bounce: :woohoo: :bounce:

[In_The_Wind]

85. F F O !

[MissB]

86. Congrats once again!

:toast:

[Pale Blue Dot]

87. Congrats!

What did you get your degree in, Photoshopping? :evilgrin:

[DS1]

90. Haha!

My talents here went unrecognized, and then I become part of m.a.t.c.o.m. !

[Redstone]

88. Good on you, dude.

Congrats.

Redstone

[DS1]

91. Thanks, Redstone

:toast:

[El Fuego]

92. Congrats DS1!!!!

:bounce::toast:

[DS1]

93. Thanks, El Fuego!

:toast:

[underpants]

94. Outstanding CONGRATS

I just popped in for some top 10 idiots and such and saw this. Well done.

Did you let out the big .........WHEW!!! -?

[matcom]

95. YAAAAYYYYY an UNDERPANTS POST!

:bounce:

getting any sleep? :D

[DS1]

100. I let something out

:hi:

[Rising Phoenix]

96. Congratulations

[DS1]

97. Thanks

:hi:

[ulysses]

98. hey, congrats!

:toast:

[DS1]

103. thanks uly

:-)

[JimmyJazz]

99. YEAH FOR DS1 - That's terrific!

[DS1]

104. I guess that makes me enlightened

:D

[smartvoter]

101. Congrats! Soon you shall be filthy rich! nt

[DS1]

105. Or overqualified for a cashier's position

;-)

[Brewman_Jax]

102. A toast!

:toast:

and congrats!

[DS1]

106. mmmm, hair of the dog

:evilgrin: :hi:

[Misunderestimator]

107. Congratulations! Home Economics is a great field!!

:bounce:

:toast:

[DS1]

110. Best $19.95 plus shipping and tax I ever spent

Got my degree in 7 to 10 business days!

;-)

[Terran]

108. Warmest congratulations!

Getting your degree is a huge accomplishment (I know, it may not feel that way just yet, but it'll dawn on you soon). I hope you find your dream job, whatever that is!

:toast:

[DS1]

112. Thanks!

I feel so, educated :7

[auntAgonist]

109. WTG !

Your hard work will pay off. Best wishes to you for a bright and fulfilling future.

:hug:

:yourock:

aA

[DS1]

116. Thanks, I hope so too

:scared: :D

[shugh514]

111. Congratulations DS1

Thanks for helping to keep Massachusetts the most educated state!

from another Masshole
:toast:

[DS1]

117. Thanks masshole

;-)

[johnnie]

113. Way to go DS1

Congratulations. :toast:

[DS1]

118. thanks johnnie

:hi:

[Shell Beau]

114. Congrats!!

:) :party: :toast: :bounce: :thumbsup: :hug: :headbang: :yourock: :woohoo: :applause:

[DS1]

119. Why thank you ma'am

:hi:

[Avalux]

115. Congratulations!

Cheers to your accomplishment DS1! :toast:

[DS1]

121. mmm, more beer

:D

Thanks!

[dhinojosa]

120. Trois Bien! DS1

:beer:

[DS1]

124. Merci!

:hi:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

122. Congrats, Martin...now I can't call you stoopit anymore!

:toast:

[DS1]

125. *sniff*

That just made it all count for something :hug:

:D

[XemaSab]

123. Dude, I'm ALL ABOUT

Congratulating DS1! F*** yeah dude!

:toast:

[DS1]

126. Oh?

Hello :hi: and thanks!

[Fenris]

127. He's not just an asshole anymore. He's an asshole...with a degree!

:D

Congrats, Martin.

:cheers:

[DS1]

128. Just like our President

:hi:

[Trigger Hippie]

129. Good for you!

:toast:

:party:

:bounce:

:hi:

[DS1]

130. I hope so!

:D

Thanks!

[Midlodemocrat]

131. This is worrisome.

A smarter, better educated DS1?

Is DU ready?

Is the world ready?


:scared:


Seriously, congratulations. Working and going to school is not an easy task. You should be very proud of yourself.


:bounce:

:toast:

[DS1]

134. It was a ballbreaker at times

:-)

:hi:

[ProfessorGAC]

132. Congrats!

The Professor

[DS1]

135. Thanks Professor!

:hi:

[flamingyouth]

133. Congratulations!

How nice to be through with that shit. :toast:

[DS1]

136. It'll will be nice to have the nights to myself again

Maybe I'll actually get something done for a change.