There are drunk yuppies playing ball-hockey in my street!

[CanuckAmok]

I. Am. Canadian.

[kanrok]

1. Bring out your stick, ask to join

then slip a Gordie Howe elbow into one of their mooshes and see how long they want to play.

[CanuckAmok]

2. One already backed his car (Volvo) into a parked car (Mercedes)

No good can come of this.

I swear I'm not making this up!

[WCGreen]

5. That is a bad sign my friend

When no good can come form this is uttered from the sidelines...

[miss_kitty]

3. Is your name Joe?

[Sanity Claws]

4. Sic the cat on them

It should be fun to see them run and fall while trying to get away from your cat.

[tuvor]

6. Trade ya for my backyard neighbours

Last Monday night they partied until at least two in the fucking morning.

On a school night--the first after the long weekend!

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Go take a tire iron to 'em.

But do it with a nice attitude and say "sorry".

[CanuckAmok]

8. oop... cops are here.

wish I had a digicam!

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Shout out the window at the cops, "Use your gun! Use your gun!!"

and say it repeatedly while pointing your finger at the yuppies.

[CanuckAmok]

10. Um.... not this year.

wow, MPs are here, too.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. MPs, too?

Do you live on a military compound?

[CanuckAmok]

12. I live near CFB Esquimalt, "Home of Canada's Pacific Naval Fleet"

And now the MPs are playing, and the Vic cops are yukking it up.

Wow, this is Canada!

on edit: the Navy:

http://www.navy.forces.gc.ca/marpac/base-units/marpac_base-units_e.asp