Photo: Bush, about to blow chunks next to Thomas Jefferson Freedom Award

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

"Standing beside the Thomas Jefferson Freedom Award he was presented with, President Bush waits to be introduced to speak to the American Legislative Exchange Council meeting in Grapevine, Texas, near Dallas, Wednesday, Aug. 3, 2005. Bush lamented the deaths of 14 Marines in Iraq Wednesday, calling the deadly attack a 'grim reminder' America is still at war. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)"

[bertha katzenengel]

1. That pretender is not worthy to have emptied T.J.'s chamber pot!

How DARE he share a stage with even a likeness - and pretend to be chummy with it ----

Jesus christ talk about blowing chunks, i'd better go call Ralph on the big white phone myself. Fuck.

[kanrok]

2. You mean Chunks the dog?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. I'm surprised the bust of Jefferson didn't blow chunks.

What a travesty -- how can anyone even utter Bush's name in the same sentence with Jefferson's?

[ewagner]

4. If Jefferson were alive

if would be he "blowing chunks"......

[peekaloo]

5. Bu$h fucked slaves , too?

careful......I mean that's why anyone would associate him with TJ, right?

[CanuckAmok]

6. wait...hold the phone...whoa..."America is still at war"?!

Thank goodness for Presidential Reminders (tm)... I plum-near forgot!

[MuseRider]

7. He looks, in that first picture,

to be trying to disguise a belch. What an asswipe.

[flakey_foont]

9. He's holding in a fart

[MuseRider]

10. He NEVER holds those,

he saves them just for us.

[tridim]

8. Remember the "oil eyes" in the X Files?

His eyes are completely dead, black as death.

BTW, can we get verification that this fucker has teeth? His mouth hole is just as dark as his eyes. There's nothing in there.

[sniffa]

11. the freedom award?

reaLLy? did they just make that up for his pep raLLy?

that freedom award isn't free... but is dumb.

[merh]

12. That is a hung over regurgitated belch that is being stifled if

I have ever seen one!


What an embarrassment! :cry:

[sakabatou]

13. You can here TJ's soul saying...

"DEAR GOD GET THIS MAD MAN OUT OF HERE!!!"

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. Ol' Tom just can't stand it...

[Olney Blue]

15. Bush could learn something from the writings of Jefferson:

"I am certainly not an advocate for frequent changes in laws and constitutions. But laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human mind. As that becomes more developed, more enlightened, as new discoveries are made, new truths discovered and manners and opinions change, with the change of circumstances, institutions must advance also to keep pace with the times. We might as well require a man to wear still the coat which fitted him when a boy as civilized society to remain ever under the regimen of their barbarous ancestors."

Thomas Jefferson


Sigh.

[Elidor]

16. "Hey, little buddy!"

"Me and Tom go way back. *smirk* In fact, I'm going to carry his little head with me everywhere I go. *giggle* And you know, uh, Tom was like a...uh, well, he was like a-you know-a conservative in a lot of ways. *used-car-salesman look* And I think I know, unh...projecting...I mean...like where a guy like Tom would stand on Homeland Insecurity. *smirk* Uh, Security, I mean. Uhhh...Homeland...*desperation* Because you know he had a large home himself, Thomas...uh, Jefferson. *smirk* And when you have a large home...you need...*cough*...yeah, you need a lotta security. *giggle-smirk-sneer*

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

17. Kick for the morning crew...n/t

[d_b]

18. Jefferson is laughing.