So he says "My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin'

[Kire]

So he says "My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain."
The Dude: Fuckin' A, man. I got a rash, man.

[sasquatch]

1. Hey man! There's a beverage near!!

[Kire]

2. Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski! Condolences! The bums lost!"

[Catchawave]

3. I can speak for your wife.....

...sounds like she's doin' her job <snort>

Sidebar: I just LOVE the lounge, only place in aMeriKa, I feel normal...sometimes :toast:

[Kire]

4. Yeah man, it really tied the room together.

Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?

[Catchawave]

5. ????

[Kire]

6. Obviously you're not a golfer.

Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

[Rambis]

7. You think the carpet pissers did this?

this aggression will not stand man!

[Kire]

8. Huh? No, what the fuck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked

Huh? No, what the fuck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about?
The Dude: My rug.
Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
The Dude: Jeez, Walter, I'm not talking about the guys who built the fucking railroad here.

[Rambis]

9. I just gotta go find a cash machine (nm)

x

[Kire]

10. Brandt can't watch or he has to pay a hundred.

The Dude: Hey, cool it Walter. Look, pal, there never was any money. The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man.
Walter Sobchak: And, I would like my undies back.

[MemphisTiger]

11. "I am the walrus"

see my sig

[Richardo]

12. "Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism...

...at least it's an ethos."

[Rambis]

13. Smokey you are about to enter a world of pain (nm)

x

[MemphisTiger]

14. Mark it zero

Has the whole world gone crazy?

Mark it zero

It's a league game smokey

[Initech]

15. No, Walter, you're not wrong, you're just an asshole!

"OK, then!"

[Dogmudgeon]

16. The Dude abides

--p!