Chimpanzees For Change Stage White House Protest. Things Get Out Of Hand!

[DistressedAmerican]

President Asaulted By Chimpanzee Protesters

Aug. 3rd 2005

Washington -
Frustrated by years of being compared to president Bush, thousands of Chimpanzees, calling themselves "Chimps For Change", have besieged the White House. The assembly started peacefully with protest organizers submitting a written request that the president stop imitating their facial expressions immediately and that he issue a statement that he is in fact human.

When The President refused to negotiate an end to tarnishing their otherwise friendly and amusing reputation with his endless impressions, the angry crowd of chimps scaled the fence south of the building and overran security that tried in vain to protect the president.

Once the angry mob had captured the President Bush in a large net, they dragged him out onto the front lawn. Despite the cries of horrified Republican onlookers, the enraged chimps proceeded to bite, scratch and kick their hapless captive, leaving him crying in the grass.

Following the incident, the crowd dispersed as riot police arrived to restore order. A handful of "ring leaders" were detained for questioning. But, the majority of the assailants escaped into the surrounding neighborhoods.

Press Secretary Scott McClellan insisted that the president was injured no worse that when he choked on a pretzels or the numerous times he has fallen from his bike. McClellan said, "He takes blows to the head regularly. It is not a source of concern at this time."

Unnamed sources within the Secret Service suggest that this incident "may not be a one of a kind type of event". The source confirmed that statements by those detained indicated that this type of activity would likely continue as long as Bush continued to destroy their good reputations.

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[aden_nak]

1. Laura hates it when George has the in laws over.

[KamaAina]

2. Perhaps this is how the scenario in "Planet of the Apes" came to be.

They finally got fed up and overthrew their masters...

[DistressedAmerican]

4. Just Don't Let Them Get The Nuke Codes. Well, They May Be Safer With The

Chimps than Bush!

[CrispyQ]

3. Very nice!

Yes, I'll be the chimps are tired of the comparisons!

[DistressedAmerican]

5. Kick, Bite And Scratch!

[Straight Shooter]

6. He takes blows to the head regularly. It is not a source of concern ...

:rofl:

[DistressedAmerican]

7. I Wouldn't Sweat It! Not A Vital Area For This Guy!

[DistressedAmerican]

8. Dinner Time Kicker. Bush Scalp Anyone?

[DistressedAmerican]

9. Chimp Kick!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. hehehehehehehehe

"He takes blows to the head regularly. It is not a source of concern at this time."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

^5 DA!!!

[alfredo]

11. I think this might have put them over th edge.

Glad they didn't take it out on me.

[DistressedAmerican]

14. That Is Very Nice! Sweet Work!

[alfredo]

15. Thanks. Photoshop makes it too easy.

Hey, your work is really good and very inventive. Keep it up.

[peekaloo]

12. teeheeheeheehee

Chimps for Chump Change

[DistressedAmerican]

13. Kick