ALIENS ARE HERE FOR OUR KRISPY KREMES!

[AlGore-08.com]

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/aliens/60359

Surprise!

Space aliens aren't visiting Earth to conquer our planet, nor are they here to pass on to mankind some society-altering universal wisdom. They're simply stopping by to pick up Krispy Kreme donuts!

That's the stunning claim of UFO contactee Bobby Whitcom of Phoenix, Ariz., who says he learned the truth directly from the horse's mouth -- a real ET.

"The alien told me there isn't much here on Earth that interests them; we're pretty much a cultural and evolutionary dead end. But they do like our donuts, especially Krispy Kremes," Whitcom says.

"They pass Earth a lot going back and forth between their world and some important planet on the other side of the galaxy, and their flying saucers go at least two light years out of the way to make Krispy Kreme runs."

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[jobycom]

1. KK donuts should make their arteries harden and their heads explode

faster than Ethyl Merman (or whomever it was) in Mars Attacks!

[TaleWgnDg]

2. It's gonna take *space aliens* to save Krispy Kreme from its dire

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It's gonna take *space aliens* to save Krispy Kreme from its dire monetary situation? Egads. Pass the tinfoil cap, please! :tinfoilhat:

There's a great joke in here somewhere too. ROFL

http://www.fool.com/news/commentary/2005/commentary05033005.htm

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[Bozita]

3. My local Krispy Kreme died and was reborn as a Dunkin' Donuts

I'm safe.

[Ready4Change]

4. Don't forget cigarettes.

All advanced civilizations have banned cigs, so UFO's plan to fly through Sol once in a while to replenish their stock rooms with cartons of cigs.

I mean just LOOK at a gray sometime. Definite smokers.

[u4ic]

5. Well, Canadians are safe for now

but if they decide the inevitable...that Tim Hortons doughnuts are better...then we're in trouble...:scared: