The double phallic name thread!

[Bat Boy]

The rules:

1. First and last name must be clearly identifiable as phallic.
2. The person must actually exist. No fictional characters.

Example:

Dick Pole - Former Cubs pitching coach
Rod Johnson - Java script guru

and my personal favorite, Peter O'Toole.

Ready? Let's begin....

[KitchenWitch]

1. Dick Peters

[MercutioATC]

2. Not a double phallic, but my favorite has to be Dick Trickle

(NASCAR driver)

I wonder what it's like being named after a symptom of a social disease.

[Bat Boy]

3. I'll give that honorary mention.

Poor bugger must have had it rough in school...

[expatriot]

4. "Can Woody Johnson make it in New York?" -Businessweek,, August 2004

http://yahoo.businessweek.com/magazine/content/04_33/b3896084.htm

Can Woody Johnson Make It In New York?
Jets owner Robert Wood Johnson has yet to sell New York on his football stadium

Robert Wood Johnson IV, philanthropist and owner of the New York Jets, knows how to work a room. It's a warm June evening and Johnson is hosting a luau-themed benefit in New York to raise money to find a cure for the autoimmune disease lupus. Clad in a Hawaiian shirt, Johnson moves around the room, high-fiving one supporter and playfully grabbing the lei of another. Then he takes the stage with the night's honoree, James L. Dolan, chief executive of Cablevision Systems Corp. (CVC ) As they banter casually, it's barely apparent that the two men are actually engaged in a bitter war over Johnson's push to build a football stadium for the Jets in Manhattan.

[Bat Boy]

6. Very nice!

Well played!

[u4ic]

5. Willy Fallis

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

7. A US Navy veteran... Seaman Peter Stain

no shit.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

8. Jimmy Johnson. NFL coach. I worked with a guy whose name

was Hung Wang.

[leftofthedial]

9. Rod Tallywhacker

Woody Woodpecker

[praxiz]

10. Woody Woodpecker.

:)

[LastKnight]

11. Randy Johnson

naturally - a pitcher. think about it. randy as in the british adjective...

[El Fuego]

12. What about. . . Bat Boy??

:evilgrin:

[youthere]

13. Penis McPenis? n/t

[Beware the Beast Man]

14. Long Duc Dong

[RetroLounge]

15. Dick Schwantz

RL

[youthere]

16. Willy Cocker.

[progmom]

17. well...this isn't double-phallic, but it still cracks me up: Dick Hyman

He's a jazz pianist.

[Moderator]

18. Locking.

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