Dumbest. Bumpersticker. Ever.

[kick-ass-bob]

"RACING. Because baseball, football, basketball and bowling only require
.
.
.
ONE BALL."


:eyes:

ugh.

[Richardo]

1. Bet you won't see that one on Danica Patrick's car

Idiots.

[GOPisEvil]

6. My thoughts exactly.

Idiots.

Edit - nor on Angelle Sampey's drag bike, or...lots of women racing these days.

[kick-ass-bob]

7. There's a woman NASCAR driver too isn't there?

Because I KNOW that is all he watches.

[GOPisEvil]

11. Oh yeah.

Shawna Robinson drove for years, although I don't know that she still is. I think Sarah Fisher is driving NASCAR after a few years of running Indy Cars.

[Mnemosyne]

2. Was it on a jacked up truck with huge

tires?

Morans!

[kick-ass-bob]

3. sunuva....

YES IT WAS!!!

:rofl:

[Mnemosyne]

13. What a surprise,

NOT!! Big tires, little... mind!
:rofl:

[baldguy]

4. Maybe this is what he's talking about:

http://www.bumpernuts.com/

[StuckinBFE]

8. Haha that is funny shit

I would bet 100 to 1 that the guy was a NASCAR fan. People can like whatever they like but driving really fast around in a circle is not impressive in my opinion. If people want to see racing they should check out rally car, F1, etc.

[proud2BlibKansan]

16. That is grosssssss

eewww

[nickinSTL]

5. someone needs to tell this guy

driving cars...balls...don't remember any balls used in driving...

(and Danica Patrick has proven that's true figuratively, as well)

[AussieDave]

9. Yeah - for racing you don't need balls at all

Any girl can do it.......

[Allenberg]

10. "Without wrecks, watching NASCAR is like watching traffic"

I think Bill Maher said it best.

[Strawman]

12. This person should

Be beaned in the forehead with a Randy Johnson fastball,
Be hit while coming across the middle on a crossing route by Ray Lewis,
Take a charge from Shaq while he's going coast to coast,
and have Walter Ray Williams throw a strike ball directly at his crotch.

[supernova]

14. Wow, haven't seen that one in Orange County yet

[kick-ass-bob]

24. I saw it yesterday evening right near Crabtree

my wife read it out loud (not understanding at first) with my kids listening.

That was fun!
:crazy:

[derby378]

15. I got you all beat on this one

The dumbest bumpersticker ever is...

...any "Bush in 2004" or "W - The President" or "Support President Bush and our Troops" sticker.

Prove me wrong. Please.

[Richardo]

17. And of course the most famous racer of all - Lance Armstrong

...only has one.

[Deja Q]

18. So one ball is too many?

:shrug:

[kick-ass-bob]

26. That's what I was thinking.

:shrug:

[Napoleon Dynamite]

19. I'm still groaning

I hope you kicked his ass kick-ass-bob for such a dumb ass sticker. One question though.. since when is bowling a sport?

[Mutley]

20. Not true!

What about when the ball goes into the stands! Then they need another ball. So if anything a sport like baseball takes a lot more balls than racing does! :rofl:

[Obamarama]

21. RACING...because only morons would go in endless circles.

Watching paint dry is more exciting than watching a race.

[Coventina]

22. Hey now, don't go confusing NASCAR with all motorsports!

:spank:

[nuxvomica]

23. What about pool?

It requires a lot of balls to play pool - hard ones, too -- and yet aren't most of the good players women? :shrug:

[kick-ass-bob]

25. Pool/billiards was not listed on the bumpersticker.

For that very reason, of course.