I'm Cute!

[motely36]

Dot : I'm cute, yes it's true
I really can't help it
But what can I do?
When you're cute, it just shows
With these two darling eyes and this cute little nose
And a pretty pink dress that's adorable, yes
And when they see my dimples then everyone says:
Crowd: Oh shoot!
Isn't she cute!
Y+W : Cute, cute
Oh, isn't she cute, cute, cute

Dot : I'm the one they adore
I'm sweet and I'm cuddly
And small just like Dudley but more
It's a chore
To be constantly cute
And enchanting to boot
When my lip's sticking out
In that cute little pout
Then there just is no doubt
Why the guys like to shout:
Y+W : She's a beaut!
Dot : Let's face it, I'm cute!
Y+W : Cute, cute
Oh, baby, she's cute, cute, cute

Dot : Being cute's a thing you can't hide
If you look up the word in a book
There's my picture inside!
"TV Guide"
Has me on the cover
Y+W : Don'cha just love 'er?
Dot : I'm simply a goddess
Y+W : And isn't she modest?
Dot : I'm the answer to one of the questions in Trivial Pursuit
For "Who's the most cute?"
Y+W : Cute, cute
Oh, isn't she cute, cute, cute

Dot : I'm cute and I'm sweet
And I'm innocent, neat
And so trusting
Y+W : If you want our opinion this song is becoming disgusting
Dot : I'm cute
Y+W : So what!
Dot : I never am vain
Yakko: She's becoming a pain in the...
Dot : But I'm also real nice
I'm a doll through and through
Y+W : So big whoop-de-do
Dot : I'm sweet and adoring
Y+W : And also real boring
And that's why we're snoring at you.

Dot : That's it! You've ruined my entire cute song!
I am angry! I am furious! I am enraged!
I have had it!
Yakko: You're awfully cute when you're angry.
Dot : You really think so?

Y+W : A babba dabba dabba doo wah!
She's cute!

:)

[meegbear]

1. One Two Three Four!

Feelin' sorry
Feelin' sad
So many ugly people
I feel bad
I'm so cute
They're so homely
Some of them
At home 'n' lonely
Wish they could be
Very cute like me
But they will never
Get to be
Some folks got it
Some folks don't
Some so ugly
They never won't

Everybody
See his hair
See his clothes
I'm sure you care
Terry Ted
Is really sweet
Watch the way he keep the beat
Sweet as honey
He's a piece of cake
From the ginseng root
'N' stuff he take
Vitamin E
'N' all the B's
He's so cool he'll make you freeze
Make you freeze
Make you freeze
Excuse me please

Step aside
I'm gonna ride
I'm gonna strut
I'm gonna slide
Hey, ugly folks,
Go get some cyanide
An' die
DIE DIE DIE DIE

A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-ren-nen-nen-uh-rennda
A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-rennda-rennda-rahhh

Ugly is bad
And bad is wrong
And wrong is sinful
And sin leads to eternal damnation
An' hot burnin' fire
Hot burnin' fire
Hot burnin' fire
Hot burnin' fire
Screams of agony
Screams of agony
Screams of agony
Screams of agony
Arrrrrrrghhhhhhh!

One Two Three Four

I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!

[Strawman]

2. Not as cute as Punky Meadows of the band Angel