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PRESIDENT'S REMARKS TO SURVIVING ATTENDEES OF ANNUAL BOY SCOUT JESUS JAMBOREE & SUPER SAUSAGE HANG
Remarks by the President
Fort A.P. Hill, Virginia

THE PRESIDENT: Good afternoon! Thank you, boys! Wow, have I died and gone to Brown Shirt Heaven here? There's no whiny broads or atheists or faggots as far as the eye can see!

(Laughter and Applause.)

Now as you know, I was scheduled to be here last week, but when I heard how the Good Lord had started zapping and cooking you all with those invisible death rays He shoots out of His ginormo fingers, I figured I'd should steer clear until He'd finished taking out the trash – working as He does in His mysterious ways. So I appreciate you puberteens cutting me a rain check. Like you had any choice. (Winks.)

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