Achtung, babies! It's Reichardo the Grammar-Nazi with today's peeve:

[Richardo]

It's 'should HAVE'; 'would HAVE'; 'could HAVE'!

NOT 'should of'; 'would of' 'could of'. :eyes:

One more from you and it's 30 days in the cooler!

[RandomKoolzip]

1. I should of stayed in skool....then I'd be ass smart ass you.

[Richardo]

3. HoGANNNN !!

[WCGreen]

2. You should a said sumthin sooner

[commander bunnypants]

4. I dont madder

aint it

CB

[Richardo]

5. Let's see if it matters ON THE RUSSIAN FRONT!

[commander bunnypants]

6. I am already on the eastern front

Virginia

[havocmom]

7. Some ov us rite like we speak

makes it seem all friendly and folksy. Plus it give us the fun ov makin' the grammer nazis nutz.

Actually, an Enlish composition teacher suggested the method for certain types of writing. :P

[Speck Tater]

8. That can't hold a candle to

"alot" for "a lot".
If you're going to string words together indiscriminately, why not "afew" and "awholebunch" afterall, why stop justshortof complete reformationof allof thewordseparation rules?

[achtung_circus]

9. wooda, cooda, shooda,

would've, could've should've.

My part for literacy.

[Dora]

12. Let's have a cheer!

A-P-O-S-T-R-O-P-H-E

WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?

APOSTROPHE! APOSTROPHE!

YAYYYYYYYY!

[yellowdogintexas]

24. the noses and the toeses and the shoulda coulda wouldas

..a very funny play by Johnny Simons...

[Bunny]

10. I vill make you some str-o-o-o-o-o-dle!

Oh wait, that was for Sgt. Schultz! Carry on, mein colonel!

[Richardo]

11. Danke, liebschoen

[wryter2000]

18. I seeee Notheeng!

Damned if I can find a picture of Sargean Schultz.

[Gormy Cuss]

13. Related grammar clarification

But it's "coulda, shoulda, woulda" isn't it?

While you're at it, please remind people that one reaps what one sows, not 'sews.'

[Richardo]

14. As long as they 'toe' not 'tow' the line.

Another one. :eyes:

[Misunderestimator]

15. You shouldn't a oughtta started this'n here thread...

I could of told you that.

[Richardo]

17. Wait 'til General Burkhalter hears about this!

[Zuni]

16. LOL

This whole thread is hilarious. Bookmarked

[wryter2000]

19. Now, once again

The rein in Spain stays manely on the plane

[Richardo]

20. You.

...are a trouble-maker and anarchist. :hi:

[wryter2000]

22. Oh, yeah?

Watcha gunna do aboutit?

[Mad_Dem_X]

21. I hate that, too!!!

People think "should've" is spelled "should OF." GRRR! :mad:

[yellowdogintexas]

23. LOL! I made a grammar correction to a bulletin board at my

office which featured that exact grammatical error.

I walked by it several times yesterday and when the day was over, I told the manager I was a grammar Nazi and I was going to correct the sign.

could of is just phonetic, but is wrong in so many ways.

I changed it to could've because there wasn't room to write could have; today it is still as I left it.

minor victory....