Thursday afternoon joke.

[Rainbowreflect]

A guy checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so
he
thought "I'll get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone
booths
when you're calling for a cab". He grabbed a card on his way in. It was
an
ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over
in
the
photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful
long
wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her ass. You know the
kind.
So he's in his room and figures, what the hell, "I'll give her a call".
"Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy. "Hi, I hear you give a
great
massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait,
I
should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really
want is
se x. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking
kinky
the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys,
everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all
night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip
cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to
press
9."

[Rainbowreflect]

1. No one likes the joke my friend sent me?

:cry:

[MissMarple]

2. It's cute.

:) But I'm known for laughing out loud at really corny jokes.

[MissMarple]

3. OK...How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?

:evilgrin:


















It depends on what you want to change it into.....:rofl:

[Rainbowreflect]

4. Someone toad me that one before.

:evilgrin:

[dean_dem]

5. A mother takes her son to the doctor,

and says, "Doctor, my son keeps wetting the bed."

Doctor says, "Ma'am, that's perfectly normal for an 8 year old."

Mother says, "I know, but he does it while standing on the dresser."