Favorite line ever from Mystery Science Theater 3000?

[Bossy Monkey]

Feel free to quote from Joel and the 'bots, Mike and the 'bots, the Mads, or from any bad movies. While I have a couple of favorites, at this time I'm going with a short, simple "Bite me, Frodo!" And you?

[Richardo]

1. Viewing a scene of a plane crash landing in the mountains...

Crow: "Let's form a soccer team and eat each other!"

[wryter2000]

2. Crow, of course

During a movie about sorority girls, "Do you think they're all synchronized?"

Another time. Tom Servo: What do you want for Christmas, Crow?
Crow: I want to decide who lives and who dies.

[Richardo]

5. Pfft!

'synchronized' :spray:

Crow was hilarious.

[wryter2000]

6. I have a thing for disreputable robots

[AlGore-08.com]

3. It's a cold day for pontooning.

ROTFLMTO...

[gmoney]

10. "Mitchell!"

[gizmonic]

22. "Man! Scarface didn't do that much blow!" n/t

[XemaSab]

4. A man wearing a suit lying on a bed staring blankly at the ceiling:

"Leonard Cohen at home"

[ChickMagic]

7. Looking at a miniaturized camel

"Hey - who took a bite out of that horse?"

[wysi]

8. "Liberace only wished he were this gay "- Joel

From Mr. B Natural of course...

edit for spelling

[gizmonic]

24. "Mr. B, you're HOT!!!!!"

:rofl:

[Kelvin Mace]

9. Can't remember the show

But an obvious drunk offers the hero a bottle of whisky and Tom pipes up:

"No thanks, I'd prefer to share a needle with Keith Richards."

BTW, Mary Jo Pehl, MST3K writer and Actress (Pearl Forrester) has a book out called I lived With My Parents and Other Tales of Terror".

http://www.plan9publishing.com/sunshop/index.php?action=item&id=212&prevaction=category&previd=68&prevstart=0

Disclaimer: I am Mary Jo's publisher.

[Richardo]

13. Cool! How is she doing!

[Kelvin Mace]

14. Trying to break into the writing game.

[Gemini Cat]

18. I remember the quote, but I can't remember which episode.

I know a lot of MSTies who will be very interested in her book. I'll pass the link to them.

[jane_pippin]

11. Today it's this, but not technically a "line." From Space Mutiny (i think)

Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Whip Slagcheek
Punch Side-iron
Gristle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef

[jane_pippin]

12. OH! How could I forget: "Isn't it kinda weird shaving your dad?"

Mike, from Eegah.

[Kraklen]

15. "You shot my butt!"

Tom as Satoris when shot by Zap Rowsdower in "The Final Sacrifice"

http://www.splicegirl.com/timeouttorgostuff/rowsdower,jpg

[Bossy Monkey]

16. "Well I'll be damned/ here comes your ghost again..."

They used it at least twice, but what the hey; it was funny both times.:P

[kodi]

17. Tom Servo shouts "Mercy" as the aliens don sunglasses in Not Of This Earth

i guess you would have to be a roy orbison fan to have gotten the joke.

i remember laughing so hard i knocked over my bhong.

[Eyeball Kid]

19. "Watch out for snakes!"

...also from Eegah!

and

"H-hello? Hello? Um, h-h-hello?" from pretty much any movie.

[jane_pippin]

23. hahaha! that's a good one too!

[Deep13]

20. Joe: "You know what my kids would say."

MST cast response: "You're not our real father!" from This Island Earth

"Baggo in Carro!" Assaignment Venezuela, oil exec in Venezuela at the airport trying to make himself understood to the baggage porter.

"Keep on truckin', peace, Ben Murphy" Riding with Death

[gizmonic]

21. "Sam, my patent papers are at a slight angle!"

Also from Riding with Death:

"I really enjoy Abby's flashbacks"

"Man you can just hear the filth on those glasses!" -- William Sylvester's character furiously cleaning his reading glasses

From The Brain That Wouldn't Die:

"He's at the 20, the 10, there's no stopping him now!" -- crazy doctor running from the car wreck with his fiancee's head tucked under his arm.

"This dance represents that there are *no* baked potatoes until after 5pm" -- Burlesque dancer dancing in the "Diane Arbus Cafe"

"Hey kids, there's a snuff film playing at the Rialto!"


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Thank you MST3K ... for making us laugh at love ... again!