What is the record for fastest TS'ing of a troll on DU?

[KitchenWitch]

5 posts? less than that?

[JVS]

1. I think 0 posts

There was a time where they displayed the newest member's name and Hitlery Klintoon or some such thing showed up

[Misunderestimator]

2. More interesting, what's the record for number of posts a troll racks up.

I've seen upwards of 10,000 myself.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. No shit

but whatever you do don't question them :scared:

[Rick Myers]

I've seen them nuked in 1 and 2 posts

I've been a mod twice, and have zapped OBVIOUS ones in 2 posts.

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. Zero.

:hi:

[southlandshari]

13. Correct!

Hi Mrs Grumpy!

:hi:

[Elad]

4. 0 posts

We often ban them before they have a chance to post. We have super-secret-nuclear weapons that help us catch them as they come through the door.

[Misunderestimator]

6. You guys need to share those weapons...

someone's bogeying them.

[KitchenWitch]

8. Cool

Someday I want to play with Elad's toyz!

[JimmyJazz]

16. NO SEX THREADS!!!!!

Damn, woman! :spank:

[Moochy]

9. T-Meter

I'm telling the IAEA you guys have a nyukular troll detector. :) I made a post about this and it got shut down, because I was asking for posts to test it on.... hehe.

I posted a pic of a sceintology E-Meter and called it the T-Meter.

[yewberry]

7. Definitely less.

Not too long ago, I think I remember one that lasted two posts...he also had a graphic of a massive explosion in his secong (final) post.

It was pretty funny. Anyone remember that?

[southlandshari]

12. The guy with a link to war video with Toby Keith music in the background?

;)

[CubsFan1982]

10. Dunno. 2?

Hey, KW! :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

19. Hi cubbie

wazzup?

[CubsFan1982]

22. Badger badger.

Oh, not much. :P

[SOteric]

11. The speed of light.

[In_The_Wind]

14. *ostrich time*

:hide: somebody please call me when it's safe again

[Dave Reynolds]

15. Heck, I'm over 2000,

and I'm still going strong.

:silly:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

17. I'm close to 6000.

But I'm not a troll ..........

:popcorn:

[Dave Reynolds]

18. Oh, me neither,

wink wink nudge nudge say no more...

[Hugin]

20. There was a poster with a name taken from a Fox News bloviator...

Whoever it was only lasted 10 posts...

I didn't even get the chance to ask him if he'd
gotten his pipe up.

[Avalux]

21. Sometimes their name gives them away -

they charge in fast and go down in flames before they even get a post off.

But then sometimes we let them post one or two, just to see what they say and mess with their heads. ;-)