There's nothing about Pandas in the Bible (Trust me, I looked)

[MrScorpio]

Does that mean that they're the Spawn of Satan?

[Squatch]

1. Didn't Noah have a couple?

[AntiCoup2K4]

2. Either that, or they were damn good swimmers.

I don't think I could tread water for 40 days and 40 nights.

[Squatch]

8. He could have thrown them life rings. You never know...

[merwin]

3. What about animals that were asexual? Did he take 1 or 2 of them?

[Squatch]

11. He played the law of averages. He took, like, 46 tree frogs.

It's a crapshoot what you're getting with them.

[MrScorpio]

4. Let's look at the passenger manifest...

Aardvarks
Antelopes
Ants...

[Squatch]

12. Make sure you look under 'X' for Pandas.

"Xiongmao"

Did Noah speak Mandarin?

[Hugin]

5. They must've been included in one of those catch-all generalizations...

Like, "All creatures of the land (Except Unicorns)"
"All uncloven hoofed animals..."
"All animals not fishes of the sea..."

Yeah...

[SammyWinstonJack]

6. Kiss Pandas?

You mean they weren't on the Ark?

[baldguy]

7. That's because pandas are the devils work!

Like dinosaurs & union organizers

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Did you check the actual Greek version???

Or a latter day translation? Cuz that would make a big difference.

[In_The_Wind]

10. oh my gosh .... what do we do ...

They're soooooooooooooooo CUTE!

[Misunderestimator]

13. Never lie with a panda as with a woman... Leviticus 6:6:6

[catzies]

14. I love it. Love it to death. Totally great. You da man.

I'm stealing it, thank you very much.

[caty]

15. It means that

pandas don't exist. They are a figment of Democrats' imaginations.

[AlGore-08.com]

16. They"re wasting taxes to webcast them over Al Gore's satanic internets!

Pandas are a Democrat plot to steal tax dollars from the pentagon, I tellz ya!

[caty]

17. OMG

:wow: