where has this website been all my life?

[Reverend_Smitty]

http://uncyclopedia.org/
Damn I've been laughing my ass of for the last half hour reading some of the entries

here are some good ones
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ultra_Jesus
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pope
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/George_W._Bush

[Rick Myers]

1. THANK YOU!!!

Bookmarked!!! Funny as Hell!!! :thumbsup:

[GreyPilgrim]

2. ROFL!!

Oh man.. I needed this.. thanks!

[Reverend_Smitty]

3. another funny page

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Making_up_Oscar_Wilde_quotes

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. Oh. My. GOD!

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Linux
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Cubs
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Vitamin_C
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Anne_Coulter

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. And then there's THIS

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Brazil

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

6. LOL... I love it, thanks

[LynzM]

7. Oh my fucking god

This is the funniest thing I have read in WEEKS!!

Hatched in Georgetown, to an illegal alien worker, Bush was named in honour of his mother, Michael Jackson, who was at the same time his cousin and long-time mistress. He was raised by a Mexican Orange Terrier named DeeDee (after the cartoon character from Dexter's Laboratory). In his childhood, he had a severe intelligence deficiency as a result of refusing to eat his vegetables, staring at the sun for prolonged periods, prompting him in later life to wholeheartedly support stem cell research thinking it would make celery more amenable to children. He has two daughters: Monica Lewinsky and the rock group Supertramp.

:rofl:

[intrepid_wanderer]

8. wicked awesome

thanks dude!

:bounce:

[lildreamer316]

9. KITTEN HUFFING????

LOL!!!!:rofl:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

10. THANK YOU!!!

I only wish I had time to create a site like this!!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. WAAAAAAAAAAAAA

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Your_mom

[Reverend_Smitty]

12. Oh man

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

13. Wow.

Some of the entries are really funny, but the admins over there are in question to me. Methinks there are some loose cannons.

Sorry guys, but I've been there all of 10 minutes and already I have an admin threatening to ban me and deleting everything I add. All I posted was that Falwell liked little boys and that the south has a multifaceted history including the good and the bad. Heaven forbid someone inject some truth in there. I thought it was supposed to be a funny site.

I usually love your picks Rev Smitty. Dunno what happened here.

[Reverend_Smitty]

15. hmmm really?

I didn't try editing anything. That's strange, still some of the stuff on there is pretty damn funny. The entry on Shrub had me in tears

[Jamastiene]

16. Right, I've been banned there now.

So you may not want to try to make any funnies of your own there without someone taking offense. They even seem to get upset if you just add to what is there. There are some real divas over there.

You are right about some of it being really funny though. I agree on that point. Too bad they won't let some additions get by without reverting them. I added a particulary funny part to the Falwell page. Apparently, it was too much though. I dunno. I'll just hang here and hope to see some humor here for now. I like DU better anyhoo...

[drm604]

14. Gannon

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Gannon

Soon it was no longer necessary for JimmyJeff to be cleared for entry into the inner sanctum of 1600 Penisylvania Avenue and he came there regularly; even taking up residence in Karl Rove's capacious bunghole for many overnite sleepovers.