Freeperize your DU screenname

[KitchenWitch]

Mine would either be KitchenIsNotAWitch or KitchenChristian

[ghostsofgiants]

1. I think mine would be Adam

[pstans]

8. Hiliarous

:rofl:

[pstans]

10. My would be pstanswithChrist

[Anarcho-Socialist]

2. Authoritariano-Fascist

:scared:

[Nailzberg]

3. Racist Homophobic Narrowminded AntiChoice Berg

on edit: my freeper sigline - "Bring Em On."

On second edit - I'm inspired, that's worth a thread of its own.

[Technowitch]

4. LuddyFundy

;)

[khashka]

32. I love that!

Hilarious!

Khash.

[RevCheesehead]

5. Mine would be Fristian Douchebag.

[madeline_con]

6. madeline neocon

It's almost too easy... :(

[mcctatas]

7. mcctatas4Jesus...

of course since tatas is a slightly more juvenile form of hooters/jugs/funbags etc, it might be a tad bit tasteless.:smoke:

[KitchenWitch]

11. cover those babies up

I think John Ashcroft may have the proper draping material!

[mcctatas]

14. Oh no...

now the memory of him singing that friggin soaring eagles song is going through my brain!!!:puke:

[WatchWhatISay]

9. WatchWhatTheHellYouSay

Too easy

[bridgit]

12. operation_enduring_bridgit

[expatriot]

13. exdemonrat or GodsLittlePatriot nt

[mark11727]

15. Mine doesn't work out so good, so I'll just be "Solja4Jeezus"

Nah.

[Kathleen04]

16. KathleenW04

Blech.

[unsavedtrash]

17. was trash but now I am saved.

O8)

[grace0418]

18. Amazing Grace How Sweet the Sound.

tee hee

[Kire]

19. Mine could be Rike?

As in Third Rike?

I dunno if that works because my name is so short. Anybody got any better ideas?

But this ia very original thread, though. I haven't seen this one before.

[The_Casual_Observer]

20. The_Christian_Observant

[AlGore-08.com]

21. Mine would be...

WhoeverTheFamilyResearchCouncilTellsMeJesusToldThemAllRealChristiansShouldVoteForOrGoStraightToHell-08.com

[Evergreen Emerald]

47. hahahaha

very funny

[u4ic]

22. u4ic_about_bush

[Moochy]

23. LiberalsMooch

[Tom Kitten]

24. Tom Crow

pretty good dontcha think?

[KitchenWitch]

25. yeah that is good!

very close to Jim Crow

[latebloomer]

26. early breeder n/t

[driver8]

27. driver8ragheads2many...

It gave me the creeps to write that.

[KitchenWitch]

28. gives me the creeps reading that LOL

[Book Lover]

29. Book Burner

Ugh. After typing that, I have to go wash.

[Solon]

30. Caligula...

Though I wouldn't call him a philosopher.

[Sapphocrat]

31. HeteroRepub

And my sig line would display Jesus-fish/BC04/ID/etc. stickers from the "Red, White & Blue Conservative" store, followed by:

P.S. San Francisco is a cesspool of liberalism,
and everyone in it is going straight to hell. Amen.

[khashka]

33. Cash Is God

Of course anyone around here who thinks Khash Is God, just PM me :)

Khash.

[billyskank]

34. I would be billyseenthelight

Ah have found Jaysus and been born again haleluyah!

[dry99]

35. drydrunk99

so appropriate

[JanMichael]

36. JantheMANMichael

[Brewman_Jax]

37. Lurking_ArgyleforJesus

or USA1Lurking_Argyle, or...

I could go on. :D

[johnnie]

38. Mine would be

GWB2008_4Prez

[Mizmoon]

39. MizTheMoonIsOnly2000YearsOld

:)

[Mutley]

40. xtians_r_us

[Wetzelbill]

53. good one

:)

[Mutley]

58. Hey!

:hi:

I'll be in and out today. It's too hot to hang out in my living room, so I'll be around whenever I need to let my dogs out. Hopefully I can catch up with you at some point. :D

[southpaw]

68. Dig your South Park character...

She's right purty!

[Mutley]

83. Thanks!

Yeah, I think she's a keeper.

[distantearlywarning]

41. IgnoringWarningSigns. n/t

[In_The_Wind]

42. Bad_Bad_Jone

freepers can't spell worth a dang!

[xmas74]

43. You'd have to spell out Christmas.

Otherwise, it could work just fine.

[LynneSin]

44. I did this thread already

Sincerely

LynneIsn'tSinning

[Puglover]

45. I can barely type this....

Bushlover of course.

:puke:

[rbnyc]

46. rbindianapolis

apologies to indianapolis DUers.

[Richardo]

48. TaxCutsForTheRichardo

or possibly 'FourthReichardo'

[Catchawave]

49. Catchadummycratandkillit

Whoa, that would make me an Italian freeper sociopath. :scared:

Disclaimer: no offense to Italians or sociopaths.

[Hugin]

50. GunToting JesusGodFlagApple PieHummer SUV LiberalMediaBiasPatriot USA

There's probably more, but, I don't want to soak
too much bandwidth.

[progmom]

51. conmom

[Wetzelbill]

52. WetzelbilllovesCoulter

I just shuddered.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

54. Mine wouldn't need any adjustments. But I could use the confederate

flag as an avatar instead.

[non sociopath skin]

55. Severely Sociopath Skin

The Skin

[In Truth We Trust]

56. "In W We Lust", or "In God We Trust", or "In Truth We Manufacture"

this is a funny yet scary exercise.

[Guy Fawkes]

57. Guy FoxNews

[Blue-Jay]

59. Red-Jay?

:shrug:

[scarlet_owl]

60. Here's mine

scarlet_killalltheowlsandpollutetheirhabitatstoo

[LoZoccolo]

61. LaZanna n/t

[I Have A Dream]

62. My Dream Came True n/t

[graywarrior]

63. CreepinJesusWarrior

[ronnykmarshall]

64. ronnyKKKmarshall

[Dastard Stepchild]

65. errr.... WWJDbech

I am guessing that would be the closest I could get to freeperizing my name.

:)

[toey]

66. camel_toey

i know it doesn't say anything political but its funny :)

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

67. Jeff in Waco

[southpaw]

69. RightHand_Of_The_Father

or some such fundie nonsense.

[JVS]

70. JVfuckinS

[KurtNYC]

71. KurtNRA n/t

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

72. Bush_Spreads_Freedom

...WAIT a minute...

What the HELL was THAT?

:evilgrin:

[bullwinkle428]

73. 45-caliber-moose-killer

...so sad yet so accurate...

[warrens]

74. Didn't we just do this? WARrens

[VOX]

75. KrazyKristianKat...

Initialized, that would be "KKK" -- totally freeperized! :puke:

[Parrcrow]

76. Scarecrow

I'd need a brain, but wizards are evil so I'd just do what I'm told.

[The Donkey]

77. The Dung-Key

My avatar would change to this . . .

[bertha katzenengel]

78. suffering a dearth of imagination - anyone got a suggestion for mine?

:shrug:

[Parrcrow]

81. Bertha FreedomandDemocracyinIraq

[warrens]

94. Bertha OurSweetBabyJeezus

[gmoney]

79. GOPmoney

[Democracy White]

80. Operation_Democracyfor theWhites

I don't know how to freeperize my name. Too bad there isn't a site that has a program that can do it.

Anybody else got another idea for my name, I'll be glad to hear it.

Dee

[DS1]

82. M16

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

84. WorshipTheBoyKing

[recoveringdittohed]

85. Mine would be dittohead

Which I was for several years in the 90's (a dittohead that is, never been a freeper)Was a dittohead until I untied the half of my brain that was tied behind my back :dunce:

[CTLawGuy]

86. darNazi

NT

[Rabrrrrrr]

87. RabNiggerWopDykeHomoNipChinkHymieHaterrrrrr

[Momgonepostal]

88. ObedientMomGonePostalForBush

Although if I were a Freeper, I wouldn't work for USPS, (public sector, GASP) or probably not have an outside job at all.

[ornotna]

89. Oh that's easy

Mine would be AWOL.

[MrSlayer]

90. MrPrayer

You heathens!

[dhinojosa]

92. That is funny nt

[CanuckAmok]

91. Yankee Sitting Still and Playing Quietly in One Spot and being Quiet

[Aristus]

93. Oneoffthewristus.

:+

[gizmo1979]

95. Gizmo Greenspam

or GG for short.

[Generic Other]

96. White Trash

oooh bad...

[meow2u3]

97. StopTheLiberals

[rockymountaindem]

98. Rocky mountain demolishtheterra-ists

[Quetzal]

99. My name

Quetzal = Game_Fowl

[against all enemies]

100. "against all reason " A guide to being a freeper.