Caption this pic: our lovely new Deputy Secretary of State, Karen Hughes.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

"Karen Hughes speaks at a news conference after being nominated by Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice as Deputy Secretary of State for Public Diplomacy. (Stephen J. Boitano/Getty Images)"

http://www.theepochtimes.com/news/5-7-29/30761.html

[murielm99]

1. I don't want to get in trouble for making fun of her appearance.

I will pass.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

3. Nah, I wasn't encouraging that...

I was thinking of something along the lines of "Turn your head and cough, America."

:toast:

[madeline_con]

2. I almost called my book " A Few Cattle Short of a Round-Up"...

but DUH-bya balked, so I had to change it.

[Robeson]

4. Could I just vomit instead? It would be a lot easier.

[I Know How To Do it]

5. "Ever seen a donkey show? well...."

[khashka]

7. LOL! Exactly what I was thinking!

Khash.

[flordehinojos]

6. not a well color coordinate person, is she?--is she wearing green shoes?

[ronzo]

8. "Walter..." n/t

[peekaloo]

12. That uncompromising, enterprising, anything but tranquilizing

right wing Maude!

Gawd will get us for this.

LOL.

[Deep13]

9. Hughs regales guests with impromtu rendition of the Marriage of Figaro.

Either that or its just a long belch.

"I coulda been somebody. I coulda been a contender and not a bum, which is what I am."

10 Minutes from Nutsville.

[MN ChimpH8R]

10. "Now when I say that this is bushit

of course I mean just the opposite, do you all understand?"

[Felix Mala]

11. Wasn't she previously put in charge of selling Muslims on the

idea that the west isn't so bad? I wonder what the post-Hughes body count is compared to pre? Surely that's an indication of whether she deserves the big upgrade.

[blondeatlast]

13. "I've got the whole world, in myyy hands...

"I've got the whole world, in myyy hands..."

Oh, hoo-effing-ray... :puke:

[gizmonic]

14. My balls are bigger than Condi's

:)

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

15. What? Is something wrong with my makeup today?

[jane_pippin]

16. Karen answers reporter's question........(more)

Reporter: What would you like to tell countries looking for US diplomatic solutions to global problems?

Karen: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which piles up first.