Star Wars fans lookie here at what I found on another site!!

[Deja Q]

Darth Vader: Luke... I am your father!
Luke Skywalker: Noooo! That's impossible!
Vader: It's true! And Princess Leia is your sister!
Luke: That's... improbable.
Vader: And as a kid, I built C-3PO!
Luke: ...wha?

Vader: And you know that all-powerful Force? That's really just microscopic bacteria in your bloodstream called Midichlorians.
Luke: Look, if you're not gonna take this seriosuly, I'm outta here!

Man, that's harsh...

[Cush]

1. think its from "Robot Chicken" (Cartoon Network)

[melissinha]

2. where did you get that

I like sharing cool stuff with my local Fan Force club on our site....

[TlalocW]

3. There was another one

That went along the lines of Vader being disappointed in Luke because he had done so much when he was a child, and Luke was a slacker by comparison.

Luke: Well, I blew up your Death Star!
Vader: Oh, that's great. You did it when you were 18. I blew up The Trade Federation's orbiting space station when I was 8.
Luke (sulkily): I used to shoot womp rats in my T-16.
Vader: Oh, womp rats, big whoop. I was and still am the only human to win the Boonta Eve Pod Race - also when I was 8. You know what, you're right. It is impossible that I could be your father.

Vader force pushes Luke off the scaffolding he's hanging onto.

TlalocW