Is there a "Sexual Harassment Panda" thread yet?

[AntiCoup2K4]

Mr. Garrison's classroom. The kids chat away as Token enters
Mr. Garrison: Okay, chlidren. Let's take our seats. We have something very important to discuss. Due to recent events around the country I've been instructed to teach you all about sexual harassment in school.
Kyle: About what?
Mr. Garrison: Now, does anybody know what sexual harassment means? Cartman raises his hand Yes, Eric?
Cartman: When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
Mr. Garrison: …No, Eric! That's not what I'm talking about! The school board has sent over a special guest to teach us all about sexual harassment in schools. Please welcome Petey, the Sexual Harassment Panda. Petey enters
Petey:
Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Hi, boys and girls. the class says nothing
Mr. Garrison: Say "hi" to Sexual Harassment Panda!
The class: hesitant Hi, Sexual Harassment Panda.
Clyde: Hababah.
Petey: reaches behind the desk for a picture of two pandas in briefs Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear, that's sexual harassment? That makes me a sa-a-a-a-ad panda drops his head to one side
Kyle: This is freaking me out, dude.
Petey: shows another picture of two pandas And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sad panda. puts the picture away and gets some literature Now, I'm going to pass out these booklets, and we're going to go through each and every sexual harassment law.
The class: Awgh!
Five hours later
Petey: "…Article 36, Section 19: One panda may not make sexual comments about another panda's appearance. If said panda does make…"
Stan: Ogh, dude, get me out of here!
Cartman: I think Sexual Harassment Panda is cool.
Stan: You would think that, you little ass-sucker.
Cartman: What did you call me?
Stan: An ass-sucker. It means you suck ass. You see an ass, you suck it. You're an ass-sucker.
Cartman: indignant That does it! I am suing you for sexual harassment!
Petey: Uh-oh.
Stan: What?
Cartman: You have… sexually harassed me for the last time! It says right here… that now I can sue you and take all of your money.
Petey: That's right, he can.
Stan: No you can't, you little ass-sucker!
Cartman: Oh, you did it again! You all heard him!
Petey: "The first party of the first panda may sue the second-party panda unless that panda was said panda aforementioned panda."

[BigMcLargehuge]

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[matcom]

2. DUDE!! where you been hiding!

haven't seen you around in a while! :hi:

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. buried beneath a mountain of dirtyy diapers

trying to sleep in the few precious minutes between tantrums, working like a dog, cutting my giant lawn... writing like crazy...

Just been busy busy busy...

Glad I had an hour to kick around here today!

How are you and the lovely Mrs. Matcom?

[matcom]

4. doing quite well thank you

nice to see you wit back!