Hi everybody! Care to join me in waiting ALL FUCKING DAY for UPS?

[CanuckAmok]

Pour yourself a tall cool one, and relax!

[HEyHEY]

1. Your package from Marc Emery supposed to come today?

[Theres-a]

2. That smiley is hilarious

[Zuni]

3. Oh, it is one of those "between 8am and 5pm" days

:eyes:

you think they could narrow it down

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

4. Every sound you hear today is going to sound like UPS .

Everytime I am expecting something to be delivered either by FedEx or UPS , I am always running to the window because every sound that I hear makes me think my package has arrived . Of course its not - they always come later when I am not there .

[JVS]

5. I'm in

[Courtesy Flush]

6. Make sure they have an empty handicapped spot.

UPS and FedEx routinely use handicapped parking spots because they'll "just be a minute". I'm handicapped, and have been blocked out by them on multiple occasions.

So be sure they have plenty of nice blue parking spaces, and you'll get your package quicker.

[AmandaRuth]

7. better ups than

waiting for a phone call which may or may not be a job offer -

I mean - 3 (count em 3) interviews? The third was yesterday, and its like, ok already, peeps, I AM THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB . ;) ;) ;)

[AlGore-08.com]

8. Sounds like you've got nothing better to do than watch the Baby Panda Cam

Either one, east coast:
http://animal.discovery.com/cams/pandavidr.html

Or west coast:
http://www.sandiegozoo.org/zoo/ex_panda_station.html