Well this is just disgusting...

[youthere]

It's called "A Taste of Thai" microwave noodles in the Pad Thai flavor and it is beyond disgusting. I picked it up at the grocery store last time I went shopping to try and MAN it is freaking gross. You dump everything into what looks like a chinese takeout container, add some water and throw it in the microwave for a few minutes, stir, and enjoy. I got everything but that last part. ALl the noodles have cooked together in a giant jellified lump in the bottom...it smells like something that might have come from Satan's armpit, and the taste is beyond description (perhaps a cross between rotten chicken and sweaty jockstrap?)..and yet I continue to eat which leads me to draw several possible conclusions:

1. I like throwing up and am deliberately seeking the worst breath imaginable.

2. My love for rice noodles is such that one could serve them laden with cat feces and I would devour them without hesitation.

3. I'm incredibly cheap and cannot fathom, under any circumstances throwing away something I've spent $1.79 on, no matter how vile it turns out to be.

4. I'm too damned lazy to fix something else for lunch.

I'm going to try the Spicy Peanut tomorrow.

[ET Awful]

1. LMAO

The closing sentence is the clincher :).

:rofl:

[billyskank]

2. There is another possibility

(5) They have put some addictive agent into them which is forcing you to eat them no matter how offensive they are.

[youthere]

5. Yes! YES! YEEESSSS! Oh God...what have they done to me?

:freak:

[Hugin]

10. MSG... It's the MSG.

The stuff is addictive.

[RebelOne]

3. Yup, I tried that one time.

Couldn't eat but a couple bites.

[Debi]

4. I thought you wrote Santa's armpit

:rofl:

time to go back to Ramen noodles.....hohoho

[Reverend_Smitty]

6. Plus Ramen is cheaper

you can get 9 packs for a dollar at my local store

[toey]

8. self delete

damn i'm slow on the uptake

[youthere]

9. LOL...

I can't imagine anything coming out if Santa's armpit would be too pleasant either...of course it would smell like candy canes though, so that's something.

[Debi]

13. Yummmm

Peppermint Thai food....ish

[youthere]

17. It sounds kind of nice when you say it that way. n/t

[XNASA]

7. Exactly what my son said about them.

He made me promise not to buy them again.

[Rainbowreflect]

11. Damn you! I think I hurt myself, my coworkers are staring &

I just received an email from my boss suggesting I take some time off.
:rofl: :spray:

[Midlodemocrat]

12. I like the peanut noodle one.

:hide:

[youthere]

16. It's gotta' be better than the Pad Thai one..

this is what they eat in hell-I think.

[Felix Mala]

14. Sounds like what I ate everyday in college.

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

15. haha, let us know how the Spicy Peanut turns out

LOL

[rug]

18. Nominated.

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