wash your fucking hands after you pee!

[toey]

why do people (especially when others are in the restroom) not wash their hands. that's just like peeing on someone elses hands because you grab the door handle and then someone else grabs it. c'mon people! put a lil soap on them fuckers and clean them!

rant over.

:rant:

[lazarus]

1. I get paper towels ready beforehand

Then I use some to open the door. Ick. Hate public restrooms.

[Initech]

2. If I didnt get any pee on my hands, why should I clean them?

[Scout]

4. right

usually when I pee, I don't touch anything except clothing and then toilet paper. I'm still picking up germs from the door and stall handles ... so I guess that's a good reason to wash.

[toey]

6. because someone before you in the same stall...

...did pee on their hands!

[BeeBee]

42. Uh, backsplash? n/t

[jonnyblitz]

3. LOL..what brought this on?

did this just pop into your head or are you just back from a public restroom?

[sniffa]

10. i can't wait to shake this guy's hand

i don't pee on my hands... just my neighbors.

[toey]

12. i'm at work

and a co-worker just walked out without washing

[aden_nak]

5. Actually, my penis is probably cleaner than my hands.

So technically, I should wash my hands BEFORE I pee.

[matcom]

7. i open public rest room doors with my penis

my hands stay cleaner that way

[mongo]

11. That's quite a feat

I want video...

[matcom]

14. no, not feat

penis

[toey]

13. right on!

[Rabrrrrrr]

48. Yours opens doors? Mine smashes them right off their hinges and blasts

them into the bathroom.

It's embarassing.

[DS1]

53. I just piss whenever I feel like it

by the time it gets to the end, I'll be home from work anyway

[Swede]

8. What about when you take a shit?

I've seen guys walk right out the stall and out the door.

[Shell Beau]

9. I was at a restaraunt the other day and this

woman used the bathroom and then didn't wash her hands. Of course my friend and I got a paper towel to open the door after she walked out, but I thought that she is going to eat food and possibly use her hands. I was just grossed out!

[rateyes]

15. I hear that! Which is the very reason I carry with me

a little bottle of hand-sanitizer everywhere I go.

[MrSlayer]

16. Do you normally piss on your hands when using the bathroom?

Because I don't. I don't see how not washing your hands is anything like pissing on someone else's. You sound germphobic or something.

[toey]

ever heard of hepatitis? strep? etc.

[Kraklen]

17. Why? I don't use my hands when I pee.

I just pull down my shorts and work it.

Hip action, baby!

[Shell Beau]

20. If you have touched anything in the bathroom, it requires

a vigorous hand washing!

[Kraklen]

26. Nope.

Door's always open, automatic flushing.

[Shell Beau]

29. As long as you don't touch the flushy thing or the door or

yourself, I guess you're okay, but to be on the safe side, I'd wash anyway!

[Kraklen]

33. Well, I wash anyway.

I just like freaking out hypochondriacs.

:P

[Shell Beau]

36. I try not to think too much about it, b/c if

I survived childhood, then I should be immune to all germs. But commercials that show people sneezing on their hands and then grabbing the grocery buggy or something else gross me out!

[Kraklen]

39. Yeah, the commercials that sell "anti-bacterial" soap...

Barnum was right. There are suckers born every minute.

[Shell Beau]

45. Yeah, all it is is alcohol! Just carry some of that around with you!

It's cheaper.

[Kraklen]

46. No, they actually put in antibiotics.

It's insane.

Regular soap kills bacteria. You don't need the added antibiotics.

[Shell Beau]

47. Antibiotics? Really?

Anything that can make more money and be all the rage!

[Kraklen]

18. Why? I don't use my hands when I pee.

I just pull down my shorts and work it.

Hip action, baby!

[THUNDER HANDS]

19. is it true that in most public bathrooms

the ladies room is actually dirtier than the mens room? That's what the women I work with keep saying.

I find it hard to believe.

[Shell Beau]

21. I don't!

[patcox2]

24. It is absolutely true, to a disgusting degree.

I was a restaurant manager, its frightening in the ladies room. But interestingly, much of the mess is the result of their attempts to stay or get clean, they throw towels and toilet paper everywhere, line the toilet seats with TP to keep their precious butts off, stuff like that, and it all ends up on the floor.

[Lady Effingbroke]

43. Often it is, although I find men and women to be equally piggy.

It is one of my job duties to clean the restrooms at work, and I have cleaned some mighty shit stains from the toilet seats in both the mens' and womens' restrooms. I could only surmise that the crappers in question were "hovering" and did not have their ass cheeks firmly in contact with the seat.

Also, both men and women tend to throw toilet paper around on the floor, although women have the dubious distinction of disposing of feminine hygeine items as they see fit - they don't always put them in the little silver boxes or the trash can.

[Kraklen]

44. Yes. I used to work as a janitor.

The worst thing in the men's room was urine on the floors under the urinal and next to the toilet.

For some reason women would do just horrible things with feces and tampons.

[Rabrrrrrr]

51. That was TOTALLY my experience when I was a janitor, too

The women's rooms were generally filthy, and the worst messes of my life were all in women's rooms.

men's room, apart from the pee on the floor, were generally quite clean.

I don't know what it is with women and shit, but I saw a lot of it. And the occasional problematic tampon problem.

[slutticus]

58. The best part was emptying out the little garbage cans in the stalls.

:scared:

[Lady Effingbroke]

60. Where I work, women will stuff ANYTHING in the "little silver boxes" in

the stalls - used TP, dirty diapers, etc.

That is, when they're not throwing the items in question on the floor.

[slutticus]

57. It is absolutely true.

At least from what I've seen.

I used to have to clean restrooms when I was a janitor in high school.


The Women's restroom there was a pit of filth unlike anything I've ever seen. I was utterly shocked every time I had to clean it.

:scared:

[patcox2]

22. Urine is sterile.

Much more so than the water you wash your hands with.

[toey]

23. sterile to you, not me

[patcox2]

30. Sterility is not relative.

Women's urine can be contaminated by its journey through the pubic hair, but healthy male urine is free from bacteria.

You worry too much. Your hands touch hundreds of things a day far more germ ridden than a mere penis.

[Lars39]

37. No...you just don't take into consideration diseases, bathing frequency

and airborne germs. :)

[Kraklen]

31. You know, if you think about it...

watersports is more hygenic than kissing.

Technically.

[Lars39]

25. Until it hits the meatus, which can't be sterilized.

[Felix Mala]

32. Far more important to wash hands after poo or if you have flu...

Probably more important if you have flu - you can kill people that way.

[Kraklen]

34. Can kill with poo too.

Remember the Jack-in-the-Box deaths?

Poo in the burgers gave kids e. coli. Then spread via dirty diapers. Killed four of five kids I think.

[Felix Mala]

38. True, but not as fast as flu...

[Kraklen]

41. Ever see somebody die from e. coli?

It ain't pretty.

But you're right, it's not as communicable as the flu.

[XemaSab]

61. that was cow poo

not people poo.

[Lady Effingbroke]

27. I work as a sacker at a grocery store.

More than once, while I have been in the restroom washing my hands, (which I try to do as often as possible as they get dirty in the course of doing my job) I have seen a cashier emerge from a stall and walk straight out the door without even thinking about washing her hands.

And she is touching your groceries.

[demnan]

35. Thank you for that enlightening thought.

:puke:

[Kraklen]

49. I guess it doesn't really matter.

Since they go right back to handling money.

You know what's on money? Everything.

[Lady Effingbroke]

52. Yes, money is filthy.

I worked as a checker for a while, and it is amazing how dirty your hands get when handling money!

[Felix Mala]

54. That's why money is so dirty and filthy.

[formerrepuke]

28. INDEED; one should always wash the hands before leaving a

public restroom- whether or not the shamus has been touched.

[Felix Mala]

40. Actually, pee can be quite nutritious, if you're stuck without anything

else. It's the Tang of bodily fluids!

[ltfranklin]

50. Yeah, it's the old joke.

"In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate"
"In the Marines, they teach us not to piss on our hands."

[miss_kitty]

55. If ya wanna stay healthy you should wash your hands frequently

especially if you touch surfaces in public areas. They can be filthy :puke:

[slutticus]

56. I wash mine before. I'm not touching myself with dirty hands.

[snooper2]

59. The shitter is cleaner than the keyboard you are typing on..

One of the most disgusting objects in the world is the keyboard. You eat at your desk, people sneeze in your cube, pets sit on it at your house, air dosens't get circulated, just really nasty....

So, you should wash your hands everytime you click
:) :) :)


Lifting the lid on computer filth

Office workers are exposed to more germs from their phones and keyboards than toilet seats, scientists reveal.
Work stations contain nearly 400 times as many microbes than lavatories, it is claimed.

Office equipment should be regularly disinfected to prevent the spread of viruses and bacteria responsible for disease.

The reality of our grubby working environments is exposed in a study by the University of Arizona.

A desk is capable of supporting 10 million microbes and the average office contains 20,961 microbes per square inch, according to research.

More:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3505414.stm

[Moderator]

62. Locking.

Posts about bodily functions are not allowed.