Keep the title, change the motion picture story.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

Here's mine:

Gone With the Wind

The epic saga of a woman's lonely journey through life, and the flatulence that eventually destroys her.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. Master & Commander

Shocking exposé of the Chicago S&M underworld.

[Aristus]

2. "Frequency".

An attractive couple has sex. Many, many, MANY times.

[MalibuChloe]

15. that one's been done

under other names. but if the people are attractive, the movie costs more. :evilgrin:

[GaYellowDawg]

3. Scarface

W has a documentary of his bicycle skills made.

Also:

Highlander - The story of a Republican desperately trying to sell his Toyota SUV and buy a fuel-efficient car.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. Michael Moore should cover that in

his next picture!

[Reverend_Smitty]

4. Dumb and Dumber

A heartwarming tale of a father and son, who both happen to become President

[Shell Beau]

6. That is a good one!

[bridgit]

5. the pawn broker...

the story of a man providing the streets of dearborn, michigan w/illicit, handmade chess pieces smuggled from istanbul :popcorn:

[ronnykmarshall]

7. Moonstruck

The story of a serial "mooner" that raises havoc in a middle class Baltimore suburb.

Directed by John Waters

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. LOL!

I think I saw that guy!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

28. love it!

[MalibuChloe]

10. Bad News Bears

Pessimistic grizzly bears keep everyone down in an Oregon forest.

[Richardo]

11. I thought that was the Timothy Treadwell story

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/142982_bearattack08.html

:hide: :spank: :yoiks:

[MalibuChloe]

12. Pulp Fiction

A lemon tree grower goes on a quest to prove that orange juice is fake.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

31. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

13. American Beauty

The noble, sometimes quixotic efforts of Barbara Boxer, Hillary Clinton, Maxine Waters and all other female Democratic representatives to bring positive change to decrepit American society.

[MalibuChloe]

14. Unforgiven

The story of the 2007 trial and conviction of the U.S. president for treason and war crimes.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. I hope, I hope!

:D

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. March of the Penguins

Angered by the current misadministration's environmental negligence, Antarctica's most famous residents storm Washington DC and set up a tent city on the Mall.

[TheMightyFavog]

61. March Of the Penguins

A documentary chronicling the 1991 NHL Postseason.

[XemaSab]

18. Fight Club

a documentary of the 2004 democratic presidential primaries.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

21. heh-heh

Ain't that the truth?!

[trackfan]

19. Being Julia

The tell-all autobiography of Diahann Carroll.

[ronnykmarshall]

33. Very good!!

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[nothingshocksmeanymore]

20. Field of Dreams

The groundbreaking documentary about marijuana growers in northern California

[GoddessOfGuinness]

22. LOL!

Narrated by Tommy Chong.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

24. If you grow it, they will come

[Raiden]

54. I thought marijuana lowered sperm count

:shrug:

[skygazer]

23. Dances With Wolves

The harrowing true story of a young runaway turned exotic dancer.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

25. Seabiscuit

An unemployed research diver makes ends meet by selling squid poo to the White House chef.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

26. The Passion of the Christ

x rated film about the chronicles of Jesus and the apostles on their days off...people who like this film also liked Apostles Gone Wild

[GoddessOfGuinness]

29. Woo!

Sounds steamy!

[Rabrrrrrr]

42. And the follow up, "Women of Jesus Exxposed!"

[Initech]

27. The High And The Mighty

The story of a president who thinks he's gods gift to his country while starting a war overseas.

[jmm]

30. To Kill A Mockingbird

Charlton Heston stars in the first major motion picture ever produced by the NRA.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

32. Nooooo!

Those son's o' bitches!

[Democracy White]

34. White Noise

The stories of the Republican propaganda machine and the people that make them.


Dee

[GoddessOfGuinness]

35. oops!

wrong spot!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

36. Pretty unintelligible stuff, no?

:D

[Democracy White]

38. Yep...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

37. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

A documentary about child slave labor in the 21st century.

[RandomKoolzip]

39. Ghost World:

It uh, has ghosts in it.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

40. Little Shop of Horrors

All about the Carlyle Group

[Lydia Leftcoast]

41. They Shoot Horses Don't They

The tragic story of a veterinarian who works at a race track.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

45. What does he shoot them with?

[Lydia Leftcoast]

49. A gun, probably

You know, like if the horse has a broken leg. :-(

[GoddessOfGuinness]

51. He could shoot them with drugs...

[Rabrrrrrr]

43. Star Wars

Tom Cruise, Billy Joel, Ron Howard, Thomas Kinkade, Celine, Beyonce, Whitney, Brittney, Bon Jovi, Eminem, Val Kilmer, and Leo Dicrappio all beat each other to death with baseball bats. The last one standing is beaten to death by an enraged animatronic Orson Welles.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

46. LOL!

Love it!

[Rabrrrrrr]

47. Thanks!

I don't know what I'd do without my humor. My life would be so boring without my stuff to read.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

44. Caligula.

The life of a Roman Emperor who attempts to bring order, decency and a compassionate rule to his empire. But he is killed within a week.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

48. Memento

A tourist shops for that perfect souvenir

[GoddessOfGuinness]

50. A River Runs Through It

[GoddessOfGuinness]

52. tweak

[Briarius]

53. The Life of Brian

this gripping documentary follows the life of Brian Jones, 42, an accountant in Omaha. See his fascinating daily routine, including reading the paper and going to work! :D

[Hugin]

55. Twister

A 3 hour documentary on the origins, rules, and social impact of
the game "Twister". Includes 3-D scenes. Rated: R.

Directed by: Milton Bradley.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

62. Will they market action figures when the movie is released?

:D

[Hugin]

56. The Breakfast Club

The touching story of three retirees who meet for
breakfast at the home to share the symptoms of their latest
ailment over pancakes and coffee.

[sakabatou]

57. Dead and Loving It

The autobiographies of Zell Miller and Dick Cheney

[Hugin]

59. Haha!

Beautiful.

[sakabatou]

60. The Great Raid

They take from the poor and give to the rich, what a bitch...

[Hugin]

58. Rocky, Rocky II, Rocky III, Rocky IV, Rocky V, Rocky VI....

A series of comical musicals revolving around the plight of
a family of farmers who chose to try to grow potatoes in the foothills
of the Rocky Mountains.

Very scenic.