I want the abilty to shoot lightning from my fingertips, like Palpatine

nytemare

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Fri Aug-05-05 05:16 PM
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I want the abilty to shoot lightning from my fingertips, like Palpatine

The guy in the sigline. Then, in the grocery store, when people are rudely blocking the aisle, or when someone is in the left lane driving 40 mph, I could just zap them a bit to get them to move.

Then, I would sell tickets to my own fireworks display. I would light candles from across the room. If the food at a restaurant came to me a little cold, it wouldn't matter.

What would you do if you could shoot lightning from your fingers?

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ltfranklin

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Fri Aug-05-05 05:25 PM
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1. I've got some peppers you can have...

...that'll make you shoot lightning. Well, not out of your fingers, but...

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nytemare

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Fri Aug-05-05 05:28 PM
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3. ROFL!!

No, I don't want those peppers!

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ET Awful

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Fri Aug-05-05 05:25 PM
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2. But you have to be evil to do that.

Not just plain evil, but like . . . Dick Cheney evil.

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nytemare

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Fri Aug-05-05 05:32 PM
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4. Not if I used it on W to get him to pronounce nuclear correctly

I would only use the lightning for the overall good of mankind.

If somebody is rude, then they are surely rude to others. The zap would just prevent future rudeness.

For those folks that approach a green light extremely slowly so that the drivers behind them can't get through the light, a little zap may be in order. Hell, not even taser intensity would be needed. Just a little zippy zap.

Honestly, this is just stuff I think about in my idle time. I don't really mean it.

:)

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GreenInNC

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Fri Aug-05-05 05:58 PM
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5. zap cell phones

I would zap cell phones of clueless people.

You could also use this power to light the farts from the people who eat the peppers

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Democracy White

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Fri Aug-05-05 06:03 PM
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6. The cell phone thing would be nice...

but don't zap me!! It's not my fault that my sister tends to call me in public.

How about using the power to zap the alcohol you use for cooking and make a nice flambe? People just love flambes

Dee

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GreenInNC

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Fri Aug-05-05 07:04 PM
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7. ok

flambes are cool but just don't do one while talking on a cell phone.

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nytemare

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Fri Aug-05-05 07:23 PM
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9. And not in the left lane on the interstate while applying mascara

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nytemare

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Fri Aug-05-05 07:22 PM
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8. ROFL

And, if you ate the peppers, you could light your own farts!

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