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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 06:43 PM
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Pee on your hands after you wash!
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swimmernsecretsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 06:44 PM
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1. 'Specially after handling a box jellyfish!
Dang! That stings! Ow!
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 06:47 PM
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2. Pee has ammonia in it.
Not the best thing for jellyfish stings. :eyes:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 06:47 PM
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3. So don't pee in the aquarium either.
:evilgrin:

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swimmernsecretsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 06:49 PM
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4. Hmm. How 'bout on tile grout?
If not, then how 'bout in a Cosmopolitan?
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 06:52 PM
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5. The magazine or the drink?
Peeing in either one could spell trouble.
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swimmernsecretsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 06:52 PM
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6. Pick one.
I'm good either way. Just tell me where to aim...
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 06:56 PM
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8. Okay, in here:
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swimmernsecretsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 06:58 PM
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9. Ohhhhhhhhhh, he went there...
and got the T-Shirt
sent back the postcard
and developed the pictures.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 06:53 PM
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7. Pee doesn't have ammonia in it
it's a structural component of urea, and urea readily degrades back into ammonia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urea
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 07:01 PM
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10. This is a parody thread.
Don't be so serious! :+
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-05 02:29 PM
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11. LOL!
Sorry, sorry!

I'm a nerd, it's a fact.

I just don't want the ghost of my soil fertility teacher to haunt me....
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