nucular

[datasuspect]

[napi21]

1. Is that you George???

[datasuspect]

3. greetings from crawford

me and the little lady visited with old bandar and his buddy osama (we call him bin winkles)

shoot, we damn near played 19 holes today but it got too durn hot (but daddie let me took out the gulf car with conditioned air).

unkle dick said if i wuz gud and ate all my plate, he'd let me ride my bike tomorow.

but vacation is reel hard too.

[napi21]

8. You be careful on that bike, ya hear? It's been giving ya a real hard

time recently, and it messes up yur pretty face sometimes.

Ya all hae a good 'cation , and don't you worry about the country. Uncle Dick and the boys 'll handle things fer ya.

Nite, nite, George.

[WindRavenX]

2. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NEW-CLEAR
NEW-CLEAR


:nuke: :nuke:

::runs off screaming::

[nytemare]

4. Yup. NewClear

Just say it kinda fast, and you have nuclear. Shouldn't be that fucking hard for the man in charge of the largest nuclear arsenal in existence.

[WindRavenX]

5. he's retarded

If Bush was found guilty of murder, they wouldn't be able to execute him because he's that fuckin' retarded :grr:

[datasuspect]

6. it would be easier if this was a dictatorship

i bet he still has a bankie and jammies with booties

[WindRavenX]

7. he goes to bed at like 10

In comparison, Clinton often stayed up until 1, 2 in the morning.
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I miss those days.

[MyshkinCommaPrince]

9. I thought it was Nookyooler....

Oddly, my Webster's lists Bush's pronounciation as an acceptable alternative for the correct one. Which is kind of a bummer.