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Edited on Sat Aug-06-05 01:34 AM by Jamastiene
sometimes. Case in point, someone having to renew their license going into a total panic attack to the point of hugging the porcelain throne over it. Such a wuss was scared shitless to go to the DMV. Can you believe that? <pppth> Some people...
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It was me, btw. I had a shit fit worrying over it. I had my license renewed today. To the kind folks at DU who reassured me and gave me the great tips and pointers to get through it. My hat's off to you. Thank you. You were right. It was no big deal.
Details: Bad couple of incidents years ago with a hateful employee of DMV here really tainted my view of the DMV here in town. Well, that hateful woman wasn't there. A real nice black lady soothed me all the way through the process today. I had to do the eye test thing where they check your vision and I had to tell the nice lady what 12 signs meant. I doubled up and screwed up on one of them and she said everyone did to calm me down when I gasped in fright. After that, I posed for <get this> the best license picture I have ever had taken. I'm in shock. I got to pick between four designs. One was Cape Hatteras Lighthouse. One was the old timey airplane (I still say both NC and Ohio should share the credit for that first flight thingy). One was the shape of NC on a map. And I forgot what the other one was, because I didn't really see anything of note on it. I chose the plane. The lighthouse is cool and all (they moved it back like 50 feet to keep it from washing away into the Atlantic a couple of years ago, I think). I have no concrete reason why I didn't choose the "map" version except an incident that happened to a friend of mine from New York who moved here and lived here long enough to get a license from NC and traveled back north for a family visit. Push came to shove, he said the guy was giving him a hard time for being "from the south". I don't know if that's true or what really happened, but maybe staying away from "state pride" might not hurt until NC improves enough to be proud of it. I can't help it. Any state that would elect Jessie Helms(R) not once but many times forever and ever needs improvement to me. Now, we are stuck with Robin Hayes(R)because apparently the majority like him here. I voted Bowles(D) for the record... I've met Hayes though. Had to shake his hand at graduation in May and pretend my gag reflex wasn't going haywire. Yuck. He seemed polite, but not very bright when it comes to his political views. He also upset tons of people here recently. Something to do with CAFTA. He kept saying he was against it wholeheartedly, then voted for it. Typical. Yet, very few have called him wishy washy or flip flopper or much of anything. Any Democrat who ever did that wouldn't ever hear the last of it. Yet, he gets by with it. Wonder why? Oh, yeah, he is a right winger, after all...
Aside from thanking everyone and getting a gibe in against Jessie Helms and Robin Hayes, the main point of this post was for a little humor tonight. We can never get enough humor. We need this to laugh our way through the nightmare known as Bush...
Edit: I found a boo boo and fixed it. Sorry.
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