What would I find in your refrigerator?

[Dastard Stepchild]

I have been putting off the thankless task of cleaning out the fridge. It's my turn. I loathe the task. :cry:

In my fridge, you would be greated by:
3 packages of tofu
1 tub of hummus from the local Lebanese grocer
4 cartons of soy milk
4 cartons of OJ
a fruit bounty that would make the produce manager green with envy
bird food
a small army of Naked Superfood Green Machine drinks
some tofu kielbasa (first time purchase... we'll see how they taste)
Assorted jams, jellies and sauces

And you?

[billyskank]

1. Cheese (cheddar and mozarella), butter, milk, olives,

tomatoes, 2/3rds of a paprika pepper, one pizza base and some pizza sauce I made up yesterday.

[Dastard Stepchild]

17. So.. unless you had pizza yesterday....

I am guessing that is on the menu for today?

:)

[mike_c]

2. various things that should have been transferred to the compost pile...

...weeks ago.

[Dastard Stepchild]

18. I wish I had a yard....

when I lived in a less urban area, I had a great compost pile. I had the most gorgeous plants in the neighborhood. :)

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. Someone's head...

:evilgrin:

[Dastard Stepchild]

19. Best to keep that in the fridge...

These warm summer months can really speed up the decaying process. In a mere few hours, you'd have a moldy head, and really, what good is that?

[Bat Boy]

4. I don't know...

I haven't been in there since I caught the month old leftover vindaloo mating with a cantaloupe of indeterminate age.

They told me to shut the door and I haven't opened it since.

[billyskank]

5. You'll have a new form of life by now

Just hope it hasn't become self-aware yet!

[Bat Boy]

8. I heard them building something in there.

I only hope it wasn't a weapon of some sort.

[Gormy Cuss]

10. Call in the HazMat team!

I shudder to think what alien life form is taking over your fridge.

At one time when I lived alone I had an ancient but refurbished fridge. I mean ancient, as in Eisenhower was president when this sucker rolled off the assembly line, but it was the cheapest one in the used appliance store, used very little electricity and worked well for about six years. There was a little freezer unit big enough for ice cube trays and little else. I went out of town on a three day business trip and when I came home, I opened the fridge door and saw that everything had been frozen. There were exploded beer bottles with suspended froth, black lettuce, containers frozen to other containers, and an inch thick layer of ice on the walls. It was a sight to behold.

[Dastard Stepchild]

20. Did you have a visit from Zuul?

Dr. Peter Venkman: Oh my God. Look at all the junk food.
Dana Barrett: No. No, Dammit. Look this wasn't here...
Dr. Peter Venkman: You actually eat this?
Dana Barrett: No, this wasn't here. There was nothing here. There was this... space, with a building or something with flames coming out of it, and there were creatures writhing around it, and they were growling and snarling. And there were flames, and I heard a voice say "Zuul" I mean it was right here.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well I'm sorry, I'm just not getting any reading.
Dana Barrett: Well are you sure you're using that thing correctly?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yeah, Its not... I mean I think so, but Im sure there are no animals in there.
Dana Barrett: This is great. Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I don't think you're crazy.
Dana Barrett: Oh good, that makes me feel so much better.


ahhhhhh..... Ghostbusters. :)

[XemaSab]

22. we need a ghostbusters thread

in the spirit of yesterday's "office space" thread...

[Dastard Stepchild]

25. For real...

I mean.. Ghostbusters. A classic.

[XemaSab]

34. this is proving to be a challenge...

n/t

[XemaSab]

35. Done

and sinking fast....

[Dastard Stepchild]

36. I gave a quote

hmmm....

[tjwmason]

6. This is working from memory

As I don't really want to walk downstairs to check.

Milk, tonic water, butter, cheese (cheddar and another the name of which I can't remember), cherry tomatoes, various pre-packed salads for lunch this week, some damn-fine ham (ditto), some Italian salami (which particular type I forget), bacon - plus various gone-off things which I've forgotten about.

[Dastard Stepchild]

21. That is a well stocked salad fridge...

I am all set for an array of fruit salads, but I really need to up the veggies. :)

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

7. I'll play

Several cans of Diet Dr. Pepper
1 can of Diet Big Red
1 gallon of skim milk
1 gallon of 2% milk
1 carton guava-pineapple juice
1 carton orange-peach-mango juice
5 eggs
Butter & margarine
Leftover mutton biryani from the Bengali tea shop
Baby carrots
Several naans
Ancient spinach salad that likely needs pitching
1 cantaloupe
Several bottles of Ozarka water
1 tub plain yogurt
1 container of unidentified substance placed in back by husband
1/2 cherry pie from Tom Thumb
2-3 bottles of apple juice
1/2 loaf of bread
2 hunks of 2% milk cheddar cheese
1 leftover chicken sausage that likely needs pitching
1 Mott's applesauce container
Leftover Oregon Chai box from my sister's visit in June
4 pieces of Pakistani sweets
1 can evaporated milk
Assorted salad dressings

[Dastard Stepchild]

24. lol... that is a beautifully detailed list...

I can almost see the arrangement of items, the condition of the containers.... breathtaking!

:P

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. The Abyss.

Peering into my refrigerator would actually drive you insane. No human can handle the truth of the abyss that I hold in my fridge, for it is the opening to a non-euclidean world filled with horrors that no human mind could conceive and truth of existence that the human mind cannot know without going instantly insane in order to protect itself from a fate worse than insanity.

Only Rabrrrrrrs can peer into the abyss and remain unscathed.

You'll also find some cheese, orange juice, a pot of leek and potato soup, and a bunch of not-so-fresh veggies.

[Dastard Stepchild]

27. Can you get one of those from Sears?

Cuz I'd really love to get my hands on the likes of that.

[Rabrrrrrr]

38. No, mine is the only one, which I constructed myself

in order to further my agenda.

An agenda which you earth people people will discover it would have been better for them to have died than to be alive in such times.

[Democracy White]

11. A doorway into a another dimension....

That with your mind open you can receive glimpses into all time tracks. Ah, I just recieved a vision from refridgerator... President Bush and Adminstration will eventually get caught up in their little criminal games and be impeached and arrested. Bush just looks so sad standing before the Tribunal in The Hague...

You'll also find some milk, chocolate milk, some tuna shit I made last night, yougurt, bread and grapes.

Dee

[Dastard Stepchild]

29. Was that a special feature on your fridge?

See... it does pay to spend just a little bit extra for a quality fridge then to grab the $50 wonder I bought off craigslist.

My fridge only lets me look into the past, and I've had it up to here with Bush's semi-homoerotic beer benders with his frat buddies.
:eyes:


:)

[TankLV]

12. I w ish you'd tell me - I'm afraid to go back more than a foot deep

into it!

[Dastard Stepchild]

30. I hear ya...

Mine is sparse, but still surprisingly terrifying.

[Lilyhoney]

13. I just cleaned out my fridge,

So what ever is in there is edible.

[Dastard Stepchild]

31. good job, good job...

I'm still slacking.

[youthere]

14. You'd find...

3/4 Gallon 2% milk
2 dozen eggs
A carton of orange juice
1/2 container cottage cheese
2 blocks feta cheese
some pink Lady apples
Fresh pineapple
a block of cheddar cheese
a variety of mustard, jams,jellies, mayo and other condiments
a jar of greek olives
3 lemons
romaine lettuce
leftover boiled potatoes from supper last night
2 sticks butter
2 green peppers
1 bunch cilantro
1 jar homemade dill pickles
1/2 jar pickled beets
applesauce
swiss chese
yogurt (plain)
1 package cream cheese
2 bunches green onions and other produce
1 small styrofoam container with nightcrawlers that my husband will take fishing today
1 bowl of tabbouleh I made for lunch yesterday and could not finish
3 bottles of Mickey's Ale
1/2 bottle of "Octoberfest" wine from the Amana colonies.

[Dastard Stepchild]

32. worms?

do they ever, ya know, get out and play around in your leftover boiled potatoes? :)

[youthere]

41. No, the potatoes are entirely too elitist to associate with worms.

[BuddhaGirl]

15. aged cheddar cheese, salsa, noni juice, almond milk

about 8 bottles of different Annie's organic salad dressings,a jar of tapenade and some mixed baby greens. :-)

[Dastard Stepchild]

33. Tell me about your Annie's dressings...

any one in particular that you recommend? I'm looking for a new dressing.

[sakabatou]

16. Jimmy Hoffa

:evilgrin:

[Bucky]

23. Something wicked this way comes

Quick! Shut the door!!

I told you not to look in there.

[khashka]

26. Not much

A third of a leftover pizza.
A jar of Miracle Whip.

And that's all.

Khash.

[XemaSab]

28. 1) Mold

2) Moldy food
3) Food

Some of the items that fit into one of the above categories are salsa, veggies, cheese, cheesecake, cans of beans, berries, and other unmentionables.

in the freezer I have ice, raviolis, an ancient container of nasty tofu ice cream, gin, a magpie, a towhee, a blackbird, and an egret.

the egret takes up a lot of space. :-D

[kedrys]

37. Inventory as follows: :D

Milk, lemonade, gatorade, cranberry juice, chocolate soy silk

Potato salad, mexican food leftovers, cat food

Mayonnaise, mustard, salad dressing, lime juice, Momokawa Pearl sake (unopened), Shug white wine (unopened)

Corned beef, hot dogs, swiss cheese, V8, onions, serrano peppers, tomatoes, lettuce, cilantro

I think that's it. It's from memory, you understand. :P

[spinbaby]

39. From memory

2% milk
2 sticks of butter
half a tub of olive-oil-based margarine
half a gallon of used cooking oil
2 quarts of non-fat yogurt
celery
a cantalope
strawberries
a whole bunch of leftover chicken enchilada casserole
lots of cheese--brick, cheddar, American, provolone, feta
liverwurst
Greek olives
regular olives
some fried shrimp that have been in there four days
eggs
many sauces and condiments

[yellowdogintexas]

40. I both cleaned out my refrigerator AND went to Central Market

today so here is what I think I remember is in there:

asparagus
carrots
squash
zuchini
broccoli
green beans
cucumbers
green onions
chicken curry sausages
chicken tenders
minute steaks for making Swiss Steak tomorrow night
Mootopia milk
orange juice
eggs
ham, turkey and cheese for sandwiches
butter
1/2 bottle of white wine
the usual condiments and jelly etc.
grapes
1/2 carton of sour cream
yogurt
olives
a cabbage
red and green bell peppers
carrots
red wine and rosemary marinated pork tenderloin

there were some strange life forms in there before I cleaned it out, of course.

I will be making Swiss steak tomorrow night, and will have the tenderloin Tuesday.

[two gun sid]

42. Fresh blackberries, seedless grapes, peaches...

fresh baby spinach, field greens, loaf of bread, V-8, fat free milk, low-fat buttermilk, condiments, pitcher of iced tea, Benecol, fillet of salmon and skinless chicken breasts.

[no name no slogan]

43. couple bottles of water, 6-pack of Dr. Pepper

...can you tell i'm still moving into my new place? :P