I had a dream I was playing softball, the ball was shaped like *'s head

[nytemare]

I looked at the ump, looked at the ball, and asked him how he expected me to pitch a ball that looked like Dubya's head. Everybody in the stands laughed.

I don't think there was really any hidden meaning behind that dream. Although, I really do think it would be difficult to pitch a chimpy ball.

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

1. Oh, can I be the batter? Please?

:7

Edit - note to secret service agent types, I'm joking. I really don't want to take a bat to the Chimp's head. Now a softball that looks like his head, oh yeah, a bat's going to that!

[nytemare]

2. Sure, just hit it out of the park so I don't have to look at the damned

thing any more. It would make me pitch wobbly.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Yeah, not exactly spherical is it?

[nytemare]

4. More like a sphere on the bottom of an egg.

Yeah. Very hard to pitch. Yeah.

[GOPisEvil]

5. Well...I hope in your dream I'm a power hitter.

I was always more of a singles and doubles hitter. :D

[nytemare]

6. Me too

But, you will knock it out of the park, and break the window of a reckless driver in a big gas guzzler with 4 W stickers.

[GOPisEvil]

7. Yes!!!

Woohoo! :woohoo:

[nytemare]

8. Now, see THAT would be IRONY!!

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

9. And we know that irony is something Republicans have outlawed.

At least in their own policies.

[nytemare]

10. When hypocrisy is your policy, irony will come back and bite ya in the bum

That's what I say!

[GOPisEvil]

11. I'm with you. You are quite correct.

:)

[nytemare]

12. That would make a good t shirt.

With a cartoon of a frog, sticking a firecracker up Bush's bum.

[Initech]

13. Whenever I play San Andreas I picture the pedestrians as Republicans

Almost makes it sound psychotic, doesnt it?

[nytemare]

14. I suppose some of us have similar thoughts

I don't look at all republicans that way. If someone is a fiscal republican, and believes in financial responsibility, and hands off government, those I have no problem with. It is the blind Neocons that worry me.