Sports Fan Kills Wife For Wanting To Cuddle After Sex

[ChoralScholar]

I like ESPN as much as the next guy, but geez!!!

http://www.local6.com/news/4809190/detail.html

PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

1. SOB

thats all I have to say .

[progmom]

2. this is a joke, right?

this makes me want to vomit.

[ChoralScholar]

3. not at all....

WKMG-6 is an affiliate out of Orlando.

I just saw it on a links website, and was dumbfounded.

[Robeson]

4. Whether he wants to or not, he's going to get to cuddle with his new...

...cellmate. Hope he doesn't get to tight assed about it. But that will work itself out...

He's a sick fuck.

[undeterred]

39. my thoughts exactly...

[WildEyedLiberal]

5. Maybe I'm not as anti-DP as I thought

Because I want this motherfucker to fry.

[Droopy]

6. I was going to say the same thing.

[Doctor_J]

28. Such are the dilemnas we face as pro-lifers

Unfortunately, if Illinois is representative, then along with this piece of human filth an innocent man or woman will also be put to death. Arrgh. Sometimes I wish I were conscienceless like *. Then shit like this would be easy.

[dad]

7. Must be football season

(remember those commercials_?)

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

8. WTF.... How about his inmate beats *him* to death after sex.

What a POS.

[Kathleen04]

9. This type of shit scares me

First of all, how horrible for that woman and her friends/family. :(

Almost nothing scarier than the idea of marrying some kind of homocidal psycho! Not that it would make the situation any less tragic or sick but I have to wonder if there were signs that this guy was capable of this.. :scared:

[BoneDaddy]

22. LOL

Horrible event, but of course there were signs this guy was nuts. This was probably the last straw and the guy lost his mind. I am not blaming the poor woman, but this kind of behavior does not exist in a vacuum. What a scumbag

[VelmaD]

23. excuse me but "LOL"?

:wtf:

What exactly is it you find amusing in this whole sick, sad story?

[BoneDaddy]

25. LOL explanation

Sorry bout that... it came out wrong, I guess.

My LOL was in reference to the post before mine where the poster was ruminating on the idea that there must have been some signs that this guy was disturbed.... OF COURSE THERE WAS!!!!

[johnnie]

10. Just goes to show

Once again I am have been proved right in my assumption that we, as a species, are quite un-advanced.
Don't kid yourself people, we are still a bunch of idiots.

[nytemare]

33. We are idiots. Here's proof.

People voted for this guy.



This guy that killed his wife surely has some anger issues. What an ass.

[LastKnight]

11. holy shit.

just hoooooooooly shit.

what the fuck... just what the fuck.

[Gothic Sponge]

12. Don't be so hard on the guy..

I mean he only struck her 70 times with a claw hammer! It's not like he hit her 85, or 100 times! Now that would be sick.

:crazy:

Seriously, this is truly sad/sick.

[sakabatou]

13. WTF?!

[regnaD kciN]

14. This is the sort of story...

...that just leaves me speechless, shaking my head at the irrationality and tragedy in the universe. How anyone could do that...I just don't know. :cry:

When my wife read it to me from the paper as we were driving home, the only words I could find were to assure her that men as a whole are simply not like that.

[Doctor_J]

29. Not just men as a whole

but 99.9% or so are not like this. I am just hoping to find a cocoon to live in my last 25 years where I am safe from this shit.

[RFKHumphreyObama]

15. What a sick, twisted idiot

Words cannot even begin to convey the contempt and disgust I feel toward this man :puke:

[ConfuZed]

16. I'd love to see a photo of this neanderthal

[GOPisEvil]

20. Click on the link.

[Tom Kitten]

17. That does it

I'm about to vomit for the first time in over twenty years.

[Mutley]

18. ...

:wow: :wtf: :mad: :banghead: :scared: :freak:

[warrior1]

19. sports fan aka killer

[Glorfindel]

24. I'm sure he won't be annoyed with "cuddling" in prison....

I just can't think of anything bad enough to do to this monster.

[VelmaD]

21. Killin's too good for that guy

*sigh*

[Wapsie B]

35. Maybe Hank Schillinger should be his new roomy.

[fortyfeetunder]

41. Yeah, I second Hank Schillinger for a roommate!!!

For those of you who don't know who Hank Schillinger is, he is a character in the HBO series Oz, who has a strong Aryan sentiment, and also preys upon new inmates.

[supernova]

26. Well, he doesn't have to cuddle anymore

:cry: What a completely crazy, psycho SOB!

I'm pretty sure there were signs, but hey sometimes nobody outside the abusive couple know about it or acknowledges it.

That poor woman. :evilfrown:

[Doctor_J]

31. I am sure he will be "cuddled" in prison from time to time

:scared:

[warrens]

27. Hey, it was a MIKE TYSON fight he wanted to see replays of

Cut the guy some slack.

OK, I shouldn't be kidding. At least he said, I killed her, I should die too. I'd call him a dumb fuck, but this is so beyond dumb.

[Doctor_J]

30. Interesting quote from the loser

his situation hasn't changed HIS stance on the DP either. (see article, near bottom)

[kodi]

32. one wonders about his response had she denied him sex

just when i think humans can get no worse, guys like offord show up.

[smirkymonkey]

34. Gee, Florida again.

I apologize to DU'ers who live in Florida, but seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people in that state?

[benny05]

36. Give people in Texas a break

After all, mothers kill (or attempt to kill) their daughters' competitors for high school cheerleading spots...

[benny05]

37. Should I say..to give Texans a break

:bounce:

[MaryBear]

38. I doubt this was the first time

the guy was violent.

[MaryBear]

40. Seems to me I've seen

something about violence going up during game season. Men are at home, drinking, ... and if they are violent to start off ...

[coloradodem2005]

42. What kind of idiots do we have living in this world?

God, what a bunch of bullshit. I can't even find the words.


On a side note, I love cuddling.