Sometimes I wish there was a nasty liberal polemicist out there.

[GaYellowDawg]

You know, conservatives have Coulter, Limbaugh, Savage, etc. out there saying nasty personal things about Democrats and liberals. Sometimes I wish we had two or three of them to fight fire with fire and give us some laughs.

You know, someone who would say things like:

"So Rush Limbaugh complained that he didn't like what I said. Well, Rush needs to take two Oxycontin with a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up. I've heard, though, that you need to take it with something on your stomach, so perhaps Rush and Bill O'Reilly could go out to a Greek restaurant and order a couple of felafels. Maybe Ann Coulter could join them if she could tear herself away from eating rice cakes and purging. They'd better be careful about Ann, though; she parties hard. O'Reilly might end up in the sack with her and get jabbed halfway to death with her hipbones. Then he could put it in a chapter - "Things To Avoid" -in his Factor For Kids book. In the meantime Rush would have to go back to his studio alone and talk out of the same thing he used to avoid the Viet Nam draft - his ass.

Speaking of avoiding the Viet Nam draft... This month, W embarks on a personal tradition dating back to his National Guard days - doing nothing. That's right, with the war in Iraq heating back up, it's VACATION TIME!!! You know, they say Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Well, if you substitute 'Bush' for Nero, 'Iraq' for Rome, and 'picked his ass' for 'fiddled,' you've got an accurate description of what our Supreme-Court-and-Diebold-appointed president plans for the coming weeks."

Even if it was for just 15 minutes a day, I'd love to listen to it.

[punpirate]

1. Umm...

... there's Mark Morford in the SF Chronicle. And, there's the Rude Pundit at:

http://www.rudepundit.blogspot.com/

Just need a few more like `em. :)

[Heidi]

2. Morford is absolutely my favorite liberal columnist.

And here's my favorite column by Morford:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2003/08/01/notes080103.DTL

[MrScorpio]

3. Morford rocks!