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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 04:52 AM
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Brand names that make you chuckle...
Me: Smuckers - it just sounds ... almost obscene :rofl:
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 04:58 AM
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1. Fuddruckers
You know why
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 04:59 AM
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2. Oh yeah
That is a good one too!
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SmokingJacket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 05:01 AM
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3. Anusol.
Who thought it was a good idea to put the word "anus" in the name of a hemorrhoid cream? I can just imagine the meeting where that was decided...
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 12:27 PM
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28. I have often thought that was not the world's best name choice.
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AtomicKitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 05:02 AM
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4. Bush Beans and Bush St in San Francisco
make me want to yak.

Does that count?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 05:03 AM
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5. sure!
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 10:10 AM
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20. Went to buy some beans the other day for a bean salad
I picked up Bush Beans and then put them back. I just couldn't do it. Bought another brand that I'd never heard of.
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pink-o Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 11:59 AM
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25. You should see Bush St. in SF...
Every Street sign has the sticker "Stop", "Impeach", etc. over the name Bush. Believe me, the San Francisco Republican Party is so lonely, they don't even have to rent out a banquet hall!!
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 05:57 AM
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6. Aspercreme ...
and those fucks just changed the commerical from "You bet your sweet Aspercreme" to "You bet if it's Aspercreme".

Douchebags.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 05:58 AM
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7. I am sure the Parent's Television Council had everything to do with that
God I love censorship

:hide:
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 06:00 AM
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8. I'm sure ...
just started the new one this past week. When it first came out, someone here made a post asking how long do you think the ad will stay on. Actually ran longer than I thought - figured a couple weeks at most.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 06:01 AM
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9. Der Wienerschnitzel
I know it's German for "sausage sausage" but it still sounds potty mouthed to me.
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 08:24 AM
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14. "sausage sausage"?
:shrug:
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Left_Winger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 08:31 AM
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17. Ja, ich bin auch verwirrt...
Ich war der Meinung, daß Wienerschnitzel 'Viennese styled-chop' bedeutet.
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 06:58 AM
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10. Beano.
Some gas medicine. :rofl:
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Loki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 07:09 AM
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11. Chinese restaurant in Houston called.......
Fu Kim :evilgrin: I like to think of it as Houston's reply to Georgie Bush.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 08:29 AM
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15. We have one in Richmond too
:evilgrin:
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whodiedandmadeUSgod Donating Member (503 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 07:33 AM
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12. Kum and Go
convenience store chain in Iowa. I just won't go there makes me feel kinda dirty!
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 12:28 PM
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29. I don't like that one either!
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Left_Winger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 08:17 AM
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13. You must understand German to see the humour in this, but...
the soda Sierra Mist has the word MIST emphasised on the label, well Mist is the German word for manure.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 08:29 AM
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16. Black Bush
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 08:34 AM
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18. DSL
:bounce:
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 08:46 AM
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19. Minimed.
It's a bit obscure; they make insulin pumps and little else, but it reminds me of an itty bitty doctor, like Mini-Me from the Austin Powers movies.

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mockmonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 11:04 AM
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21. Fast Food place called
"Hot and Now"
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BensMom Donating Member (670 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 11:28 AM
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22. We have a loose meat drive thru
Called "Tastee In and Out.."
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Doctor_J Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 11:29 AM
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23. Zagnut
an excellent candy, btw
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 11:38 AM
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24. Bimbo
Mmmmmmmmmmmm... Mexican snack cakes...

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pink-o Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 12:02 PM
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26. Oh, when you expand to foreign brands...
Starting with "Fairy" soap in England. I was instructed to bring back at least 15 bars for my good friends!
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 12:27 PM
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27. But with a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
:P
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 03:27 AM
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33. I guess Creamettes is also a good one
:P
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 01:56 PM
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36. You're right. That's good for a giggle.
:D
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tonekat Donating Member (832 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 12:40 PM
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30. There used to be a cracker called "Hits"
The name was in big block letters on the box. And one time in the supermarket they had all the boxes lined up in long rows. You might have to type this one out in capital letters to understand the humor of coming around the corner and seeing this display, cause I don't want to get the thread locked.
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 12:43 PM
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31. Calpis
When I was a kid in Japan, the Navy Commissary bought cases and cases of it from a distributor and sold it really cheap.

It's an orange flavored drink. Very cheap and popular with moms. Not so popular in the playground. :)
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I Know How To Do it Donating Member (499 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 12:48 PM
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32. Tombstone Pizza.
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Heddi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 03:40 AM
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34. THe Port-o-potty company "Honey Bucket"
that just sound so fucking GROSS
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Niccolo_Macchiavelli Donating Member (641 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 05:23 AM
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35. douche lotion "Guhl" for meek skin bla bla
any pen&paper roleplayers will know...
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 01:58 PM
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37. Snapper
yeah, the lawnmower :eyes:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 01:58 PM
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38. Flonase sounds gross to me.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:03 PM
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39. Hooters
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Cathyclysmic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 02:15 PM
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40. Snap on Tools
like your Smuckers, I think it sounds obscene.
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