Why do men have nipples?

[underpants]

"Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini,"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050803/od_nm/leisure_nipples_dc

Chattering teeth is one way the body tries to generate heat.

When the body gets too cold, the area of the brain called the hypothalamus alerts the rest of the body to begin warming up. Shivering, the rapid muscle movement that generates heat, then begins. Teeth chattering represents localized shivering.

And if you're ever bitten by a poisonous snake, sucking at the bite to remove the poison, as often shown in the movies and on TV is not only ineffective, but could lead to an infection.

Instead, the bite should be washed with soap and water and immobilized. The bitten area should also be kept lower than the heart. Medical help should be sought immediately.

While only females have mammary glands, we all start out in a similar way in the embryo, the authors explain. The embryo follows a female template until about six weeks, when the male sex chromosome kicks in.

[meegbear]

1. Why do men have nipples?

Intelligent design.

[KG]

3. indeed.

[bettyellen]

6. meeg!

:hug:

[Mutley]

2. I've heard that men can sometimes lactate.

:rofl: Ew.

[matcom]

4. well, I have nipples to keep myself entertained

and should i fall asleep on the couch without a shirt on, they seem to entertain the cat x(

OUCH!

[bettyellen]

7. rofl

:hi:

[yvr girl]

8. That's all it takes to entertain you?

You're easy.

[matcom]

9. hey. i can't be bought

but i CAN be rented ;)

[yvr girl]

10. Mrs Matcom said I could have you one week a month

but you haven't hauled your ass over here yet. x(

[matcom]

11. there is a clause in the contract

you have to pick me up as UPS has deemed me hazardous and therefore, I cannot safely be shipped

[yvr girl]

12. Can't you take the bus or something?

I'm a busy girl.

Have you ever had your nipples coated in chocolate and then licked/sucked clean? I'm just sayin'.

[matcom]

15. yes

yes i have and i quite enjoyed it except for the time one of my girlfriends didn't have "real" chocolate and decided 'Magic Shell' would be a good substitute x(

[yvr girl]

17. Did that hurt

or just feel weird?

[matcom]

19. only when the doctor chiseled it off

:cry:

[yvr girl]

22. It doesn't get that hard, you big baby

Besides aren't you so HOT that it would just melt?

[underpants]

13. Another important question

WHY THE FUCK AM I DRINKING A MARTINI??

What, do I think I am freakin' Dean Martin or something?

Did I only date girls with "Friends" haircuts in the 90's?

Do I have a mind of my own?

[yvr girl]

14. You're having a Martini this early in the day?

I usually wait until 9 am. You're a lush, bud.

[underpants]

16. Of course not

Irish up that coffee

:bounce:

[yvr girl]

21. Mmmm....coffee

that sounds good.

[matcom]

18. he has to do SOMETHING to keep the baby in line!

dope 'em up I say!

[yvr girl]

20. By bottle feeding

or keeping his wife liquored up?

[underpants]

24. Bourbon on the gums

No not really (of course) but the Mockingbird/diamond ring song does seem to be a hit... now if I can only remember some of the other words.

I AM cracking myself up with some of the lyrics I am making up in that song. See and people said listening to REM would never pay off.

[matcom]

25. "If that diamond ring don't fit....

Momma's gonna use a bat to hit..."

[underpants]

26. "Porcupine"

I keep going back to "Porcupine"

The baby gives me the funniest look when I ad lib. I know it isn't cause and effect but she does give me that "You are so full of s**t" look several times when I do it.

Now would you like to see the slideshow of her first week?

[yvr girl]

27. Ah...first time parents

I'm the youngest in my family. The only reason there are ANY pictures at all is because I'm the only girl.

[SoCalDem]

5. Because every embryo starts out female..

:)

[papau]

23. With age comes wisdom? - say 6 weeks "old" ?

:-)