I'm finding Ina Garten (Barefoot Contessa) inexplicably sexy

[soothsayer]

today. Her hair's not even clean looking, and she's wearing too much eyeshadow, but for some reason it's totally working for me. And she looks great in black, with that dark hair.

(Sincerely, truly, actually, verily---I kid you not.)

It must be love.

[Akoto]

1. She uses way too much mayo.

I swear, everything she cooks has a huge glop of mayo in the recipe. I hate mayo. :P

[soothsayer]

2. She's mild compared to Paula Deen! Plus Ina has more BOOZE

on her shows, bless her!

[Akoto]

3. Paula's got way more butter than mayo.

And that's never a bad thing. :D

[soothsayer]

4. Ah, but Ina's "How bad can THAT be?" is usually a reference to

putting alot of butter (or booze!) in something.

[grace0418]

5. Oh my husband thinks she's so sexy.

He has a thing for plump, slightly older women. Especially if they can cook. I think that bodes well for me as I get older! ;)

[soothsayer]

6. Yeah, she's like mother earth...! I'm digging her so today.