Best Homer Line Ever!

[AmandaRuth]

Marge: Did you spend our life savings on a motorhome?

Homer: No, I just spent our life savings on a down-payment for a motorhome!

My favorite Homerism! What's yours?

[Poiuyt]

1. "To alcohol! The cause of- and solution to- all of life's problems"

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

14. that's my fave homerism right there!

[Lautremont]

2. It's true! I'm a rageaholic!

I'm addicted to rageahol!

[XemaSab]

3. "And SOMEBODY wanted to take the tree out

in April!"

[Birthmark]

4. "I wish God were alive to see this."

[Initech]

5. "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably"

"The lesson is never try"

I also like:

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us anything, and it hasnt, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports like foxy boxing, hot oil wrestling, and such."

[kodi]

6. "I never apologise, Lisa. I'm sorry, that's just the way I am."

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[warrens]

7. But I won't be mad then! (after being told about waiting period to buy gun

[Ladyhawk]

12. I thought it was "But I'm mad now" --in a whiny voice. :D n/t

[Initech]

8. "I'm a white male, age 18 to 49"

"Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are!"

[DS1]

9. mmmmmm... .floor pie

[Dukkha]

10. "If you don't like your Job..."

"Just show up every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way!"

[CanuckAmok]

11. "Oh, everything seems bad if you remember it."

[Emops]

13. "Aw, twenty dollars...I wanted a peanut!"

But twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.

Explain how.

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Woo hoo!

[Aristus]

15. The "Commander Cuckoobananas" thing.

Love it! B-)

[delen]

16. Every time I learn something new

it pushes some of the old stuff out.

[Initech]

18. This is the whole quote

Homer: But Marge, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine making class and I forgot how to drive?

Marge: That's because you were drunk!

Homer: And how.

*is HUGE Simpsons fan*

[Arkana]

17. "That's what you get for expecting me to do the job for which I am paid."

Also:

"You gave both dogs away?! You know how I feel about giving!"

[Adams Wulff]

19. When he destroyed the church with a homemade rocket...

Marge: "This is the worst thing you've ever done!"

Homer: "You say that so much it's lost all meaning!"

[6000eliot]

20. When told by Dr. Hibbert that he had to go to Florida to rest:

"But that's America's wang!"