"I'm Roger Lodge..."

[MrScorpio]

"And I'm a massive tool."

[enigmatic]

1. I haven't watched that show in years

is it still on?

[MrScorpio]

3. I just watched it

The had some babe on there with huge knockers and low self-esteem

The guy was nice enough, but the date was a bust.



I would have handled it much differently.

[enigmatic]

4. I used to watch that every night

I don't think we get it up here anymore. I'll never forget seeing him on some low-rent sitcom on ABC a few years ago, I wish I could remember the name..

Lots of porn stars were on Blind Date, too..

[MrScorpio]

6. Oh yeah, the porn stars....

Of course, they're "actors" or "models"

But after you've seen them get bukkaked, it's kind of hard to imagine them in a normal dating situation.

[Richardo]

17. "Date was a bust"

I'll just bet it was. :)

The had some babe on there with huge knockers and low self-esteem

[Heddi]

2. I love blind date

The people who make the little cartoons and funny things are definitely stoners. The show isn't funny when I'm not high. Smoke a bowl, and it's like Cheech and Chong in 30 minutes.

Shipmates used to be good too. I don't even know if it's on anymore, but the last time I saw it it sucked. I also wasn't high as well.... hmmm...


I always wanna call him Roger Lodger :shrug:

[MrScorpio]

5. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And my head is so huge, it has it's own zip code."

[Heddi]

8. his clothes are always ill fitting

and slightly out of date.

Kind of like the guy that used to do Planet's Funniest Animals. Hubby and I used to joke that he got Roger Lodge's hand-me-downs.

---

Look--we're both full time students, which means lots of late nights up and studying. THAT is why we watch bullshit television. Not because we like it, but because it's a choice between Blind Date, Shipmates and Planets Funniest Animals or 500 Infomercials at 1am, okay?

:end gratuitious trash-tv appology/justification:

[tarkus]

7. What a great show. I haven't seen it in a few weeks though... NT

[Heddi]

9. why do they put it on so late at night?

Here, it comes on from 1-2am. Put that shit on at like 11 so NORMAL people can watch it. Sheesh.... :)

[tarkus]

12. I think the show plays better among late night losers than normal people

But that's just my guess.

DU people such as myself who watch the show are not losers though. We are different.

[Heddi]

13. yes. We are different

I'm not a loser with no friends, no life and no job. Oh no. Not me, buddy. I got shit GOIN' ON right now as we speak. Tons of shit

:meekly runs out of room, crying at her self-induced isolation from society:

[MrScorpio]

15. You've got living going on

That's what counts

[MrScorpio]

10. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And my parents call me funny names... Like 'Goober'".

[Heddi]

11. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"and I look and sound like I haven't had a bowel movement since the Carter administration!"

[MrScorpio]

14. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And I have six nipples."

[no name no slogan]

16. "I'm Roger Lodge"

"and i once ate a pile of Bill Brasky's snot"

[MrScorpio]

18. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And Billy Bob Thorton is my personal Jesus."

[no name no slogan]

19. ....

:spray:

[MrScorpio]

20. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And I like pie."

[no name no slogan]

21. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

and i crush walnuts with my butt cheeks

[MrScorpio]

22. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And peanut butter makes me horny."

[Left Is Write]

23. Oh, come on. Be nice to Roger. He did okay subbing for Skunk Boy

on Talk Soup.

Damn, I miss that show.

I hardly ever watch Blind Date, though.

[MrScorpio]

24. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And I think that Disco will be making a comeback this year."

[Left Is Write]

25. Stop it!

It's not nice to make me laugh so hard at Roger.

[MrScorpio]

26. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And I date baby ducks."

[Left Is Write]

27. No! Really! Stop!

:rofl:

[MrScorpio]

28. "I'm Roger Lodge..."

"And my deodorant prevents alien invasions."