101 ways to have fun with fundies

[Niccolo_Macchiavelli]

Where i come from the religious fundies are thin spread (which i should probably be glad for)but on the other hand i could think of much fun mocking them when they want to convert you or tell you you will go to hell.

Post yer ideas


When told your going to hell because of xyz make a maniac face and a mean voice "You got that wrong thats where i'm coming from...coming for YOU! *point with index*

[Droopy]

1. Tell them you're a Buddhist

[Ruffhowse]

2. When they come to my door, I bring out the Tupperware and pretend

to try to sell it to them. When they start to object, I say, "Hey, I'm just trying to sell you the same kind of crap you're trying to sell me!" (Actually, this is not completely accurate, because Tupperware is actually pretty useful stuff).

[southlandshari]

3. My favorite thing to do

is to ignore them!

:-)

[sasquatch]

4. Answer the door naked!!

:D

[noahmijo]

5. I remember this nut Jed Smock came to my campus once

And I asked him "So what exactly would Jesus drive?"

and he answered "A purple buick purple because it's the color of royalty"

You know that alone would've been enough for howling laughter as far as I'm concerned.

Given the fact that I just had to input "Really I didn't know that was the style for simple Jewish carpentars..."

[jmm]

6. The King of Kings would need something manlier than that

[noahmijo]

7. Oh man easily the funniest picture I've seen this month

Sadly though this is a realistic depiction of about half of America views what a true follower of Christianity should be driving.

[Jamastiene]

8. My mother has a great one for when they say

she's going to Hell. She says, "So you want to do me a favor? Yeah? When you get there, pretend you don't know me."

I like to point out that my idea of Heaven could never include them anyhow, so hell won't be so bad if they aren't there to make it bad. It makes their screeching arguments about the definitions of Heaven and Hell all relative.

[chknltl]

9. A fundie once informed me that:

...it is a documented historical fact that all societies which accept gay and lesbian unions soon become dead. He sounded quite sincere in this. I pointed out that the demise of any civilization can be connected to buttons. I easily defended my statement with equal sincerity. He thought I was nuts... (I am right of course). (Name one without buttons, I dare ya...)