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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 11:25 AM
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Gay being stalked by coyotes.
they're outside my door now!

HELP! :scared:


:P
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 11:27 AM
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1. arf
arf arf arf.

:evilgrin:
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 11:27 AM
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2. woof!
well if they're cute coyotes, i guess it's good :P
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kenny blankenship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 11:27 AM
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3. They only want to hump your leg
anyway it's pointless to resist.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 11:28 AM
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4. Those fucking coyotes!
God, I hate them. :grr:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 11:30 AM
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5. they'll go away
look at this instead > just think calm thoughts till they're gone.
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 11:35 AM
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7. Beautiful! Anybody know what kind of rose that is?
That is so incredible that I might overcome my intimidation about trying to grow roses!
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 11:41 AM
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9. I grew that one in a flowerpot on my terrace.
It's a Peace Rose. Thank you for the complement.

Roses take lots of work so start simple with only one or two until you decide if it's worth the effort involved.

BTW currently ... I'm not growing roses and now I have a yard.
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 11:30 AM
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6. send my Theodore after them
he'll scare off anything!
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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 11:40 AM
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8. they don't really care if you're straight or gay
they are only really after your squid.
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