Posting on DU is better than ___________________________

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

Putting away the thousands of books cluttering my study.

[brainshrub]

1. posting in my own blog.

*sigh*

[enigmatic]

25. Bah

Your blog is one of my morning reads, my friend:)

[bertha katzenengel]

2. working.

[motely36]

8. That was my first reaction

:hi:

[bertha katzenengel]

9. How are Adam & Steve?

:rofl:

[motely36]

12. They are great

I went home to see them at lunch. They were hiding under my chair, but eventually came out. I promise to take pictures :)

[bertha katzenengel]

14. You better. Make tiny signs for them that say "God Loves ME"

:bounce:

[motely36]

17. that would be hysterical

:rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Grabbing my penis with a hay hook and chaining it to the grain elevator

gearhead while bathing in flaming gasoline and sucking on rush limbaugh's urine-soaked three-day-worn underwear.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

4. Thank you, Rabrrrrrr

I've been feeling pretty down for a few days now, and your post made me laugh hysterically.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. You are WELCOME!

I'm glad I could provide some humor for you!

[JimmyJazz]

7. Why do you hate America?

:silly:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

10. Tee hee!

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. I don't! I hate jimmyjazz's version of America!

The one in which people have healthcare and social security and other non-Christian liberal mamby-pamby coddle-the-terrorits shit.

[ghostsofgiants]

22. You are clearly the Dennis Leary to my Bill Hicks

[DS1]

27. *ZING*

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

29. Is that a good thing?

I'm very familiar with Hicks - whom I love. But I really know nothing of Leary.

[ghostsofgiants]

33. Some people think Leary ripped off some of Hicks' act

And since I was going to make a similar joke to yours, I decided to use that comparison, haha.

[Rabrrrrrr]

38. Oh, I see!

So you were complaining that I ripped off your material in my post, even before you had a chance to offer your material?

Is that a form of pre-theft?

:P

:spank:

[ghostsofgiants]

39. Precisely

[SOteric]

35. Damn! you have some strange hobbies.

[Rabrrrrrr]

37. I am nothing if not experimental

and thinking outside the box.

[Mutley]

6. Packing the rest of my junk.

And cleaning.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. NEARLY ANYTHING!

I have to FORCE myself to get up, go to the BR, eat, shower, go the gym, and like that..........

It's pathetic....and so much fun!

[northzax]

13. going on a two week bender

with the captain of the swedish bikini team, only to wake up with a blinding hangover and Ann Coulter lying next to me.

[Placebo]

15. sucking my big toe

[khashka]

16. Having sex with the entire French Rugby team

while being served martininis by Steve Guttenberg and watching pandas and penguins and squid frolick in universal brotherhood on a beach in Jamaica.

But only barely.

Khash.

[AussieDave]

21. Thank you for the picture in my head

- it's not a bad way to pass the time....

But can it be the South African rugby team instead ???

[datasuspect]

19. smoking crack

just barely though

[AllieB]

20. Cooking my lunches for the rest of the week

[NMMNG]

23. Actually working while I'm at work

[Not_Giving_Up]

24. Sex

Most days, anyway.

[SarahB]

26. Making small talk with my fellow fatigued co-workers.

:crazy:

[Raiden]

28. posting on Free Republic

:shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

30. Listening to Sean Hannity

[Doctor_J]

31. A root canal

at least most days

[WeRQ4U]

32. Being the cornerstone of a Abu Graheb naked man pyramid.

Sorry. I stole that one from a local radio station.

[Pepper32]

34. watching the so called "liberal media"

I prefer to here the truth not selective unimportant B.S.

[GalleryGod]

36. Cafeteria Duty

:sarcasm:

[no name no slogan]

40. Getting a football in the groin (nt)

[yellowdogintexas]

41. cleaning house, cooking dinner, watching TV, reading

talking to my cats, mowing grass, shopping,

and quite often: sleeping.

[Floogeldy]

42. Sawing my arm off.

;)

[usedtobesick]

43. living the La Vida Loca...

[henslee]

44. an opium enema?

[uppityperson]

45. breaking a tooth