Best alternate endings for the Da Vinci Code

[jobycom]

Poll question: Best alternate endings for the Da Vinci Code

To help Ron Howard, let's vote on which alternate endings would piss off the fewest Catholics or other Christian sorts.

[terrya]

1. Robert Langdon clicks his heels three times....

saying "There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home". And then he finds out it was all a dream.

I always liked the end to "The Wizard of Oz". Sue me. :-)

[Richardo]

2. And hidden in the secret box under the Louvre is....

...the frozen head of Adolph Hitler.

[davidinalameda]

5. they find Al Capone's vault

with Geraldo in it

[jobycom]

6. Geraldo used to look like Jesus,

[jobycom]

4. I'm stealing this. Sue me.

[Richardo]

3. I will be only be awake during Audrey's scenes.