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henslee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 03:39 PM
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Why couldn't I resist that free hotdog that is now making me feel crappy?
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 03:40 PM
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1. Two words = warning sign. "Free" and "hotdog"
:scared:
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Champion Jack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 03:42 PM
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2. But, would you have eaten it if it
said: Free tube shaped meat product composed of pig rectums and chicken beaks?
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 03:45 PM
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3. It was your selfless attempt to bring purpose to those senseless deaths
of those rats and various other animals who died to make the hotdog, so that they would not have died in vain.

And when you barf, you'll feed lots of microbes and things.
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henslee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 03:55 PM
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4. If only hotdog packaging said, ground rat, chicken beaks and pig gizzards.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 03:56 PM
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5. Because it was a hotdog. And it was free!
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